It was self defense - really..

ph4ever · Post by **ph4ever** » January 28, 2011 10:37 am

A woman who made news for attacking a police officer with a "clear, rigid feminine pleasure device" is claiming that she was acting in self-defense.

Carolee Bildsten was found by a police officer lying in the grass down the street from a Joe's Crab Shack in Gurnee, Illinois last November. She told the officer that she had eaten at the restaurant but forgotten her wallet at home, and was heading back to get money to pay her tab.

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Dancin'Queen · Post by **Dancin'Queen** » January 28, 2011 10:45 am

ph4ever wrote:A woman who made news for attacking a police officer with a "clear, rigid feminine pleasure device" is claiming that she was acting in self-defense.

Carolee Bildsten was found by a police officer lying in the grass down the street from a Joe's Crab Shack in Gurnee, Illinois last November. She told the officer that she had eaten at the restaurant but forgotten her wallet at home, and was heading back to get money to pay her tab.

The WHOLE story

A double case of 'takin' matters' into ones own hand!!!

tigzoe · Post by **tigzoe** » January 28, 2011 11:01 am

This will keep me chuckling all day long!

dnw · Post by **dnw** » January 28, 2011 11:55 am

VanillaGrl · Post by **VanillaGrl** » January 28, 2011 12:00 pm

Okay...why was she 'lying in the grass' if she was on her way home to get money to pay for her tab?

Marnin Grita Guy · Post by **Marnin Grita Guy** » January 28, 2011 12:01 pm

Clearly the officer would not have been injured with the weapon.

The officer would have encountered blunt force, but only if he high tailed it.

Perhaps she was trying to give him a gag order, or really wanted to screw with

the law?

Maybe she just wanted to trade for his nightstick?

ph4ever · Post by **ph4ever** » January 28, 2011 12:01 pm

VanillaGrl wrote:Okay...why was she 'lying in the grass' if she was on her way home to get money to pay for her tab?

She missed BOB?

ragtopW · Post by **ragtopW** » January 28, 2011 8:20 pm

OK.. let's take a step back.. look at her story again..
how many cops would offer to take her home to get cash??
and on the other side.. was there cash in the drawer??

a good friend once told me about a story

" my side, their side. somewhere in the middle is the truth"

like to know what really happened

JollyMon66 · Post by **JollyMon66** » January 29, 2011 8:05 am

This is precisely why I keep a baseball bat in our bedroom.

frognot · Post by **frognot** » January 29, 2011 5:42 pm

"When clear, rigid feminine pleasure devices are outlawed, only outlaws will have clear, rigid feminine pleasure devices."

JollyMon66 · Post by **JollyMon66** » January 29, 2011 7:14 pm

I guess she whipped out her......

ph4ever · Post by **ph4ever** » January 30, 2011 1:30 pm

frognot wrote:"When clear, rigid feminine pleasure devices are outlawed, only outlaws will have clear, rigid feminine pleasure devices."

Aw heck - just slap a sticker on it and call it a cake topper.

sonofabeach · Post by **sonofabeach** » January 30, 2011 5:06 pm

Whoa! He almost get cold cocked

At least she did not hit him with her fist

piratenurse · Post by **piratenurse** » January 31, 2011 8:39 am

I just laughed at what she didn't forget! Don't leave home without it!

TropicalTroubador · Post by **TropicalTroubador** » January 31, 2011 6:40 pm

I hear the penile codes there are really stiff...

buffettbride · Post by **buffettbride** » January 31, 2011 7:52 pm

I'm an outlaw with several cake toppers.

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