What super power would you like?
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What super power would you like?
There was a poll asking Americans what super power would they like.
If you want an experience, go to a Jimmy Buffett concert.
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
Life is short, live long!!
I'd rather be a wiseass than a dumbass.

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
Life is short, live long!!
I'd rather be a wiseass than a dumbass.

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Re: What super power would you like?
As a school nurse, I really need to read minds.......teenagers are making me nuts!!!!!
And x-ray vision would be a cool too!
And x-ray vision would be a cool too!
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Pinot Noir in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming "WOO HOO"
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Re: What super power would you like?
You forgot boobies...that's the one I would have voted for. Yes, it can be a super power!
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Re: What super power would you like?
SHABOOBIES t-shirts, post cards, key chains, buttons, coffee mugs ...... available HERE.piratenurse wrote:You forgot boobies...that's the one I would have voted for. Yes, it can be a super power!

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Re: What super power would you like?
That's why I posted --> 
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Re: What super power would you like?
SHA-BOOBIES, the Ultimate SuperPower ... was/is one of my all time favorite strips.pair8head wrote:That's why I posted -->
"There are no stupid questions. But there are a LOT of inquisitive idiots."
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Re: What super power would you like?
Boobies are one (or 2) of my all time favorite things.
what I really mean . . . I wish you were here
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Re: What super power would you like?
And why not? It's only brilliant.surfpirate wrote:SHA-BOOBIES, the Ultimate SuperPower ... was/is one of my all time favorite strips.pair8head wrote:That's why I posted -->
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Re: What super power would you like?
Mine too.surfpirate wrote:SHA-BOOBIES, the Ultimate SuperPower ... was/is one of my all time favorite strips.pair8head wrote:That's why I posted -->

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Re: What super power would you like?
I'd really like to have Wonder Woman's Golden Lasso of Truth. Seriously.
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Re: What super power would you like?
Posted in the wrong thread, sorry. 
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what I really mean . . . I wish you were here
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Re: What super power would you like?
good one!phjrsaunt wrote:I'd really like to have Wonder Woman's Golden Lasso of Truth. Seriously.
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Re: What super power would you like?
I've posed this question to my coworkers as well. Here are some of their answers:
Ability to read minds
Ability to exert mind control
Ability to be in five places at once
Ability to fly at will
Ablity to heal emotional or physical pain
(there's always one "altruistic" person in the crowd
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Ability to read minds
Ability to exert mind control
Ability to be in five places at once
Ability to fly at will
Ablity to heal emotional or physical pain
(there's always one "altruistic" person in the crowd
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Re: What super power would you like?
I picked flying. I've always said if I come back as an animal, I'd like to be a hawk.
Is teleporting really a super power?
Is teleporting really a super power?
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Re: What super power would you like?
The ability to have super memory, focus and concentration.LIPH wrote:Posted in the wrong thread, sorry.
Yeah ... go with that one.
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Re: What super power would you like?
So, Time Travel isn't great if you change things and screw up the future as you know it. See Back to the Future.
Reading minds is great but do you REALLY want to know what everyone thinks of you?
Flying is great but with air traffic and the cost for bags these days, who needs the hassle?
Teleporting, hmmm, maybe, but I got see where I'm going to first or I might end up teleporting into some place I don't want to be. Like a Yanni concert.
Invisibility; I experience that at home, ie what the hell is no one listening to me? Damn kids...
I'll take the force please. Then I could start my VW.
Reading minds is great but do you REALLY want to know what everyone thinks of you?
Flying is great but with air traffic and the cost for bags these days, who needs the hassle?
Teleporting, hmmm, maybe, but I got see where I'm going to first or I might end up teleporting into some place I don't want to be. Like a Yanni concert.
Invisibility; I experience that at home, ie what the hell is no one listening to me? Damn kids...
I'll take the force please. Then I could start my VW.
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Re: What super power would you like?
If I could read people's minds, or they could read mine, I would certainly have no friends at all.
I chose teleporting. As long as I can also teleport my luggage without incurring baggage fees.
I chose teleporting. As long as I can also teleport my luggage without incurring baggage fees.
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Re: What super power would you like?
It depends on what network you use.chippewa wrote:I chose teleporting. As long as I can also teleport my luggage without incurring baggage fees.
Twenty degrees and the hockey games on...
Re: What super power would you like?
Time Travel has 'em all beat. If you can Time Travel at will, you get the best of all the other super powers.
Invisibility: if you can time travel, you can be invisible by bouncing back and forth infinitely while some event is happening at a particular time, just enough to see what's going on, without being seen.
Teleporting: Obviously, if you can Time Travel, you can also Space Travel, so we got the whole Teleport thing down.
Flying: if you can Teleport, then flying is unnecessary. See Teleporting, above.
Reading minds: OK, this one is tricky. Reading Minds inplies that you can act upon what somebody else intends to do, but before they do it. Time Travel allows just that. If you just want to read minds because you're some kind of mental voyeur, then please play another game. This super power stuff is beyond your ken.
Invisibility: if you can time travel, you can be invisible by bouncing back and forth infinitely while some event is happening at a particular time, just enough to see what's going on, without being seen.
Teleporting: Obviously, if you can Time Travel, you can also Space Travel, so we got the whole Teleport thing down.
Flying: if you can Teleport, then flying is unnecessary. See Teleporting, above.
Reading minds: OK, this one is tricky. Reading Minds inplies that you can act upon what somebody else intends to do, but before they do it. Time Travel allows just that. If you just want to read minds because you're some kind of mental voyeur, then please play another game. This super power stuff is beyond your ken.

