In certain areas, receiving a full-body massage, testing drinks, snorkeling and book reading may be required," the ad reads.
Those applying for the job must be able to swim, be willing to work late nights and, most enticingly, "have the capacity to rest/do nothing for long periods of time."
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Pinot Noir in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming "WOO HOO"
As if there wasn't enough competiition post it on this board GL
Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do So throw off the bowlines Sail away from the safe harbor Catch the trade winds in your sails Explore Dream Discover
LIPH wrote:I've lived within about 1/2 hour of the beach my whole life and I never learned how to swim.
Wow! Swimming is pretty much a requirement around here. It is taught in Phys Ed classes and Phys Ed is mandatory. Most of us however knew how to swim long before we got to class. Nearly every vacation imaginable here in Michigan seems to involve the water in some way or another. It is quite popular to teach infants to swim as well.
I bet if you could get a full body massage every day, you'd learn quickly......
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Pinot Noir in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming "WOO HOO"
Why can't there be a job offer like that in Maine? Oh yeah, we can only go to the beach for about 1 1/2 months. Not really enough time to check out all the beaches.
"That which is around me does not affect my mood; my mood affects that which is around me."
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post it on this board 
Swimming is pretty much a requirement around here. It is taught in Phys Ed classes and Phys Ed is mandatory. Most of us however knew how to swim long before we got to class. Nearly every vacation imaginable here in Michigan seems to involve the water in some way or another. It is quite popular to teach infants to swim as well.
