Arnold Schwarzenegger, Maria Shriver split

[East Texas Parrothead]

...or on the complete other bizarro-land side of this circumstance (because NOTHING is sacred in our society anyways, right?)

What if this kid can sing, or is in a band, or can play ball, or is photogenic?

This could be like a stumbling onto a "lottery ticket" for the kid...his introduction to a papparazzi-fed world who can't wait to meet him.
You're gonna watch Idol tonight, aren't you? America eats this stuff up like biscuits n' gravy, so....
What if this kid is actually ready for this moment?

Sounds insane, right?....or is it?

Point taken, but shouldn't it be his choice to come forward if he's ready? He never had the chance.

And for the record....I don't watch Idol, and I've only had biscuits and gravy twice.

And yeah, nothing is sacred.

Oh Kathy---you need to get out more

wMs. Come to Texas ... we'll fix that ... I make GREAT sausage gravy ... my biscuits could fell a dog at 20 paces, but I'll bet the ones that Molly makes are fabulous and flaky!

[RinglingRingling]

Three words for him: DIRTY RAT BASTARD.

He and John Edwards should open a club.

Cigar bar

...cuz Bill Clinton's at the door?

I think he's given up cigars on the advice of his doctor, or his attorney. probably both.

[springparrot]

...or on the complete other bizarro-land side of this circumstance (because NOTHING is sacred in our society anyways, right?)

What if this kid can sing, or is in a band, or can play ball, or is photogenic?

This could be like a stumbling onto a "lottery ticket" for the kid...his introduction to a papparazzi-fed world who can't wait to meet him.
You're gonna watch Idol tonight, aren't you? America eats this stuff up like biscuits n' gravy, so....
What if this kid is actually ready for this moment?

Sounds insane, right?....or is it?

Point taken, but shouldn't it be his choice to come forward if he's ready? He never had the chance.

And for the record....I don't watch Idol, and I've only had biscuits and gravy twice.

And yeah, nothing is sacred.

Oh Kathy---you need to get out more

wMs. Come to Texas ... we'll fix that ... I make GREAT sausage gravy ... my biscuits could fell a dog at 20 paces, but I'll bet the ones that Molly makes are fabulous and flaky!

I don't make biscuits, but I can
I bet between the 2 of us, we can make something edible for Kathy

[ph4ever]

...or on the complete other bizarro-land side of this circumstance (because NOTHING is sacred in our society anyways, right?)

What if this kid can sing, or is in a band, or can play ball, or is photogenic?

This could be like a stumbling onto a "lottery ticket" for the kid...his introduction to a papparazzi-fed world who can't wait to meet him.
You're gonna watch Idol tonight, aren't you? America eats this stuff up like biscuits n' gravy, so....
What if this kid is actually ready for this moment?

Sounds insane, right?....or is it?

Point taken, but shouldn't it be his choice to come forward if he's ready? He never had the chance.

And for the record....I don't watch Idol, and I've only had biscuits and gravy twice.

And yeah, nothing is sacred.

Oh Kathy---you need to get out more

wMs. Come to Texas ... we'll fix that ... I make GREAT sausage gravy ... my biscuits could fell a dog at 20 paces, but I'll bet the ones that Molly makes are fabulous and flaky!

I don't make biscuits, but I can
I bet between the 2 of us, we can make something edible for Kathy

Bisquick

[springparrot]

...or on the complete other bizarro-land side of this circumstance (because NOTHING is sacred in our society anyways, right?)

What if this kid can sing, or is in a band, or can play ball, or is photogenic?

This could be like a stumbling onto a "lottery ticket" for the kid...his introduction to a papparazzi-fed world who can't wait to meet him.
You're gonna watch Idol tonight, aren't you? America eats this stuff up like biscuits n' gravy, so....
What if this kid is actually ready for this moment?

Sounds insane, right?....or is it?

Point taken, but shouldn't it be his choice to come forward if he's ready? He never had the chance.

And for the record....I don't watch Idol, and I've only had biscuits and gravy twice.

And yeah, nothing is sacred.

Oh Kathy---you need to get out more

wMs. Come to Texas ... we'll fix that ... I make GREAT sausage gravy ... my biscuits could fell a dog at 20 paces, but I'll bet the ones that Molly makes are fabulous and flaky!

I don't make biscuits, but I can
I bet between the 2 of us, we can make something edible for Kathy

Bisquick

or canned

[Lightning Bolt]

Three words for him: DIRTY RAT BASTARD.

He and John Edwards should open a club.

Cigar bar

...cuz Bill Clinton's at the door?

I think he's given up cigars on the advice of his doctor, or his attorney. probably both.

..or Hillary

[Lightning Bolt]

... my biscuits could fell a dog at 20 paces...

ROFLMAO

[RinglingRingling]

Three words for him: DIRTY RAT BASTARD.

He and John Edwards should open a club.

Cigar bar

...cuz Bill Clinton's at the door?

I think he's given up cigars on the advice of his doctor, or his attorney. probably both.

..or Hillary

she was an attorney once upon a time..

[Lightning Bolt]

Three words for him: DIRTY RAT BASTARD.

He and John Edwards should open a club.

Cigar bar

...cuz Bill Clinton's at the door?

I think he's given up cigars on the advice of his doctor, or his attorney. probably both.

..or Hillary

she was an attorney once upon a time..

at this point, around their household, I imagine she's the Commander-in-Chief!

[bbqmonster]

Gloria Allred has probably drooled herself into dehydration over this.

[txaggirl91]

Even at my drunkest Buffett concert I wouldn't have had "sexual relations" with her
Cheers
Wiscoleeds

One of the news stations said last night that everyone was surprised because "she wasn't his type"

[pair8head]

Even at my drunkest Buffett concert I wouldn't have had "sexual relations" with her
Cheers
Wiscoleeds

One of the news stations said last night that everyone was surprised because "she wasn't his type"

If she's breathing she's his type.

[Lightning Bolt]

This wasn't hard to find... The boy does look remarkably like him...right down to the gap in his front teeth.



Say what you will, but that young man just made some considerable bank this week...

[Lightning Bolt]

Even at my drunkest Buffett concert I wouldn't have had "sexual relations" with her
Cheers
Wiscoleeds

One of the news stations said last night that everyone was surprised because "she wasn't his type"

I heard something (ridiculous) to the same point..."Maria is model-thin, while Ms. Baena is heavyset and voluptuous (!!!)

[buffettbride]

Kinda reminds me of this movie:

[sonofabeach]

You'd think if he was gonna get some strange he would at least wear a Jimmy hat.
Maybe he could send a Sperminator back in time to fix things