Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really unhappy.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"
The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing since Friday.
Goes From 0 to 200 In 6 Seconds
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frognot
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Goes From 0 to 200 In 6 Seconds
Hank Hill : Just in case I'm incapacitated for some reason, do you know how to start a man's heart with a downed power line?
Bobby: No.
Hank : Well, there's really no wrong way to do it.
Bobby: No.
Hank : Well, there's really no wrong way to do it.
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phjrsaunt
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Re: Goes From 0 to 200 In 6 Seconds
Oh, Frognot, you bad boy you 
My love is staying an anchor tied to you with that silver chain.
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springparrot
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pinacolada lover
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VanillaGrl
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aeroparrot
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Re: Goes From 0 to 200 In 6 Seconds
If you want an experience, go to a Jimmy Buffett concert.
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
Life is short, live long!!
I'd rather be a wiseass than a dumbass.
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
Life is short, live long!!
I'd rather be a wiseass than a dumbass.
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flipflop444
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Re: Goes From 0 to 200 In 6 Seconds
Squalls out on the Gulfstream,
Big storms coming soon.
I passed out in my hammock...
Big storms coming soon.
I passed out in my hammock...
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jayparrot46
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