An old man walks into a bar.
He spies a nice looking lady at the bar alone so
he walks over and sits down beside her.
"So, tell me" he says "Do I come here often?"
Old man pick up line
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pair8head
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Old man pick up line
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It's the only Planet that has chocolate.
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springparrot
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phjrsaunt
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Re: Old man pick up line
A ha ha ha ha!!
My love is staying an anchor tied to you with that silver chain.
Re: Old man pick up line
great.. now my secret is out
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Ceol na Mara
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Re: Old man pick up line
Funny!
More wagging, less barking.
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"Your time is limited, so don't waste it living someone else's life." - Steve Jobs