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Breaking News: Mermaids Are Not Real

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Hard to believe this headline is from the Los Angeles Times and not the Onion.

Breaking news: Mermaids are not real, U.S. government declares

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Hannah the Mermaid in the Mermaid Lagoon exhibit at Sydney Aquarium. The United States
government has declared they do not exist.

(Torsten Blackwood / AFP/Getty Images / December 19, 2008)
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clap your hands if you still believe (in Daryl Hannah) 8)

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What? Next they'll say there is no Santa Clause........ :o :roll: :wink:
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Bfan53again wrote:What? Next they'll say there is no Santa Clause........ :o :roll: :wink:
Or even no Santa Claus. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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I know you're just being sarcastic but on that same topic..did anyone see the show on Discovery on Sunday night on the Mermaids/men? It was about discovering real mermaids and the extent that the government is doing to cover it up.
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MacPhin wrote:I know you're just being sarcastic but on that same topic..did anyone see the show on Discovery on Sunday night on the Mermaids/men? It was about discovering real mermaids and the extent that the government is doing to cover it up.
Missed that one, will have to look for it.
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MacPhin wrote:I know you're just being sarcastic but on that same topic..did anyone see the show on Discovery on Sunday night on the Mermaids/men? It was about discovering real mermaids and the extent that the government is doing to cover it up.
This ....



It was "staged" (faked) .... for dramatic purposes ....

In describing the show, Discovery says, "What if there's a kernel of truth behind the legend of this mythic creature? Is the idea of mermaids really so far-fetched? Maybe so, maybe not. The show itself, though science fiction, is based on some real events and scientific theory."
Scientific theory means it's staged. 8)
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How can this not be real???
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Doesn't really surprise me in a world in which some people believed Titanic to be a work of fiction. It seems like with the internet there would be even more ways to confirm the validity of such things but it appears to be quite the opposite.
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Tiki Torches wrote:Doesn't really surprise me in a world in which some people believed Titanic to be a work of fiction. It seems like with the internet there would be even more ways to confirm the validity of such things but it appears to be quite the opposite.
Actually, the movie Titanic *was* a work of fiction. It was based upon factual events.
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TropicalTroubador wrote:
Tiki Torches wrote:Doesn't really surprise me in a world in which some people believed Titanic to be a work of fiction. It seems like with the internet there would be even more ways to confirm the validity of such things but it appears to be quite the opposite.
Actually, the movie Titanic *was* a work of fiction. It was based upon factual events.
True but my point was, some people out there thought it was completely fictional. Be sure to check the link in my previous post (if you haven't already) for clarification.
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:o mermaids not real i seen then behind jimmy in pittsburgh they look real to me :D
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I watched the Discovery show. I went and googled one of the scientists on the show. His website was taken down by the FBI.
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Tiki Torches wrote:
TropicalTroubador wrote:
Tiki Torches wrote:Doesn't really surprise me in a world in which some people believed Titanic to be a work of fiction. It seems like with the internet there would be even more ways to confirm the validity of such things but it appears to be quite the opposite.
Actually, the movie Titanic *was* a work of fiction. It was based upon factual events.
True but my point was, some people out there thought it was completely fictional. Be sure to check the link in my previous post (if you haven't already) for clarification.
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I've seen that Discovery show...laughable. Probably produced by the Ancient Aliens people. Whats next? Mermaid Horders? Mermaid Dance Hall Moms?
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