BN Critters - January 8th, 2013

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BN Critters - January 8th, 2013

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Tuesday, 8 January 2013
"Zombie Diet Tips .... ?"
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The show that Oprah considers her "biggest, fattest" mistake is also the highest-ranking “Oprah” episode ever!
To represent her recent 67-pound weight loss, Oprah wheeled a wagon of fat onto the stage.
"I had literally starved myself for four months—not a morsel of food—to get into that pair of size 10 Calvin Klein jeans,"
Oprah remembers. "Two hours after that show, I started eating to celebrate—of course, within two days those jeans no longer fit!"

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Re: BN Critters - January 8th, 2013

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zombie oprah? now that's scary!
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Re: BN Critters - January 8th, 2013

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nutmeg wrote:zombie oprah? now that's scary!
The concept of a "Zombie Oprah" must be scarin' the begeezus outta everyone .... :o
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Re: BN Critters - January 8th, 2013

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Have you watched TV lately? It's going to be difficult for ZRD to find any brains.......
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Re: BN Critters - January 8th, 2013

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What?

The Oprah that was on TV wasn't a zombie?

Really?

For example:
The "fans" of the show were clearly the post feast fans. Just think of the brainless behaviour of middle aged women who should know better...

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Re: BN Critters - January 8th, 2013

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:o :o :o :o
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Re: BN Critters - January 8th, 2013

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surfpirate wrote:The show that Oprah considers her "biggest, fattest" mistake is also the highest-ranking “Oprah” episode ever!
To represent her recent 67-pound weight loss, Oprah wheeled a wagon of fat onto the stage.
"I had literally starved myself for four months—not a morsel of food—to get into that pair of size 10 Calvin Klein jeans,"
Oprah remembers. "Two hours after that show, I started eating to celebrate—of course, within two days those jeans no longer fit!"

Video plus read more: LINK


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One of my favorite Oprah shows. :D
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Re: BN Critters - January 8th, 2013

Post by pair8head »

That may be the only Oprah show I ever watched in full.
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