BN Critters - February 6th, 2013

[surfpirate]

Wednesday, 6 February 2013
“Colonel Mustard in the Tiki Bar with a Frozen Contraption Gizmo …. ?”

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[springparrot]

Hmmmmm
Gum drops?

[sistergoldenhair]

I knew it! Strawberry daiquiri! Are the prints of a simian nature? Perhaps Bits and Bonzo are involved ... that chimp can be pretty hard to control after a few cocktails ...

[nutmeg]

There you go accusing the chimp. lol

[pair8head]

I knew it! Strawberry daiquiri! Are the prints of a simian nature? Perhaps Bits and Bonzo are involved ... that chimp can be pretty hard to control after a few cocktails ...

Oh sure blame the chimp.
Can you say profiling?
or is that prophiling??

[PA Parrot]

It's the Bubblegum Bandito I tell ya! He and the ole Capitan are passed out somewhere after the Bandito whipped up a particularly strong batch of foo-foo drinks!

[big john]

The plot thickens. Probably due to the tapioca dextrin.

[Saltx3]

I knew it! Strawberry daiquiri! Are the prints of a simian nature? Perhaps Bits and Bonzo are involved ... that chimp can be pretty hard to control after a few cocktails ...

same with that Duck !!!

[big john]

I knew it! Strawberry daiquiri! Are the prints of a simian nature? Perhaps Bits and Bonzo are involved ... that chimp can be pretty hard to control after a few cocktails ...

Rule of thumb: If your monkey cannot be controlled, spank it.

[Bicycle Bill]

That lab analysis — especially the confectioner's glaze and the carnauba wax — sounds more like the makings for gumballs than strawberry daiquiri mix or gum drops (like I would know, right?).  The Bubblegum Bandito has returned!!!

-"BB"-

[CaptainP]

So the question must become....where am I?
And the next question is....WHO'S PAYING FOR ALL THE BOOZE Y'ALL DRANK WHEN YOU THOUGHT I WAS DEAD??????

[Saltx3]

So the question must become....where am I?
And the next question is....WHO'S PAYING FOR ALL THE BOOZE Y'ALL DRANK WHEN YOU THOUGHT I WAS DEAD??????

I say put it on the Duck's bill

[backstreets77]

It's the Bubblegum Bandito I tell ya! He and the ole Capitan are passed out somewhere after the Bandito whipped up a particularly strong batch of foo-foo drinks!

The Bandito was with the maid in the closet.

[backstreets77]

So the question must become....where am I?
And the next question is....WHO'S PAYING FOR ALL THE BOOZE Y'ALL DRANK WHEN YOU THOUGHT I WAS DEAD??????

I say put it on the Duck's bill

Oy Vay.

[sistergoldenhair]

So the question must become....where am I?
And the next question is....WHO'S PAYING FOR ALL THE BOOZE Y'ALL DRANK WHEN YOU THOUGHT I WAS DEAD??????

I say put it on the Duck's bill

Now you are really quacking me up

[CaptainP]

So the question must become....where am I?
And the next question is....WHO'S PAYING FOR ALL THE BOOZE Y'ALL DRANK WHEN YOU THOUGHT I WAS DEAD??????

I say put it on the Duck's bill