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Hang around at a nude beach.

Wrote a poem for her.

Sang to her.

Propped a boom box on their shoulder and blasted "In Your Eyes" outside her window.

lie

send flowers

pitched woo

borrow a pet from a friend
borrow a baby from a friend (and pretend to like kids)

Told her he's a massage therapist?

(It worked for ME).

lied about their job

lied about how much money they had

pretended to like chick flicks

Wore heel lifts
Covered a tattoo

cut their hair

shaved

took a shower more than once a month

Told her he's a virgin?

Told her he's an EX-virgin?

• Offered to change religion
• Agreed, in principle, to sign a pre-nup
• Offered to change jobs
• Offered to relocate
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• Promised to put the toilet seat down   

-"BB"-

phjrsaunt wrote:Wrote a poem for her.
Sang to her.

Gonna go with 'close enough'.

ANSWER: Written down the lyrics of a song and given them to her

Woo hoo!!! I was close enough!! That's close enough phor me!!!