Why men can't win

parrotmedic · Post by **parrotmedic** » February 26, 2002 7:24 pm

An middle aged accountant decided to leave his wife. He left her a note saying: "Dear Jane, I am 54 years old and I have never done anything wild. So I'm leaving you for an 18 year old blonde model. We'll be staying at the Sheraton."

He then packed his things and went there. When he arrived at the Sheraton, there was a message for him from his wife. It read: "Dear John. I too am 54 years old. I have followed your example and am staying at the Hyatt with an 18 year old Italian hunk. And I'm sure that you, as an accountant, will appreciate that 18 goes into 54 many, many more times than 54 goes into 18."

MICHIPHIN · Post by **MICHIPHIN** » March 7, 2002 8:31 pm

Perfect!

phjrsaunt · Post by **phjrsaunt** » March 8, 2002 8:28 am

Bwa hahaha

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BrownxEyedxGirl · Post by **BrownxEyedxGirl** » April 2, 2002 12:00 am

wow that's just great, i'm in college and I shared that with all my friends it's big hit! good joke!

sailingagain · Post by **sailingagain** » April 2, 2002 9:59 am

Women........GRRRRRRRR!!!!

Dally · Post by **Dally** » April 4, 2002 10:16 pm

That was a good one!!!!!!

rasppy · Post by **rasppy** » April 4, 2002 11:48 pm

I love it especially since I am 41 and enjoy younger men.

ZeroDuval · Post by **ZeroDuval** » April 5, 2002 12:12 am

I don't get it?

ParrotHeadBliss · Post by **ParrotHeadBliss** » April 14, 2002 1:42 pm

hahahaha great one