BN Critters - March 21st, 2014

[surfpirate]

Friday, 21 March 2014
“Positive Wave Philosurfers ....?"

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[Bicycle Bill]

Had Matthew McConaughey even been born when they made "Kelly's Heroes"???

-"BB"-

[Rabbitz]

Was this the wide shot?

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(Man I need to do some work)

SP - Nice work with the plane

[Bicycle Bill]

Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves?
Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here?
Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?

"CRAP!!"

-"BB"-

[Rabbitz]

A sub-plot to consider....

Rabbitz: Well I never, "the" surfpirate! Wotcha doing 'ere?

SP: Rabz!! I am here to learn the ways of the Himalayan Mountain Surf - you?

Rabbitz: It is a long story

(Cue dream sequence music)

Many years ago I was like you and travelled here by foot, well paw. I too climbed for weeks. I was searching.
Seaching for true happiness - a way to surf without getting sand in places one should never get sand.

After a while I was disillusioned, all the naked bongo training did was teach me how to get rid of the sand, not stop it getting in.

Then, during the holy Kathina Ceremony I dropped my bongo's.

The Mountain was angry and a great avalanche came - many, many worshippers were swept away.

So now, due to a court order, I must return each year during the Festival of Ulambana for Anger Management Bongo Classes.

SP: You climb here each year?

Rabbitz: Nah, are you nuts? I catch the Critterville Cove - Himalaya's Shuttle Bus. It's why I moved to Critterville Cove in the first place.
That and the other court order...

[sistergoldenhair]

Are there no lovely maidens at the spa?

[surfpirate]

(Cue dream sequence music)

Suggestions noted.

Are there no lovely maidens at the spa?

Yes. And Naked Accordion play. ♫ ♪ "Mama's got a squeezebox she wears on her chest ...." ♫ ♪

[Saltx3]

Are there no lovely maidens at the spa?

I've been here Colleen -- all by my lonesome and apparently undetected

[bodypainter]

This a great read!

[sistergoldenhair]

Are there no lovely maidens at the spa?

I've been here Colleen -- all by my lonesome and apparently undetected

Apparently you need to squeeze your box in order to be heard around here ...

[sistergoldenhair]

Are there no lovely maidens at the spa?

I've been here Colleen -- all by my lonesome and apparently undetected

burp

[sistergoldenhair]

Are there no lovely maidens at the spa?

I've been here Colleen -- all by my lonesome and apparently undetected

whoops

[sistergoldenhair]

Are there no lovely maidens at the spa?

I've been here Colleen -- all by my lonesome and apparently undetected

scuse me!

[surfpirate]

Four posts? JEEPERS!
SOMEBODY SQUEEZE HER BOX ALREADY!

[alphabits]

Four posts? JEEPERS!
SOMEBODY SQUEEZE HER BOX ALREADY!

I'll take one for the team.

[jbfinscj]

Four posts? JEEPERS!
SOMEBODY SQUEEZE HER BOX ALREADY!

I'll take one for the team.

Can I assist?

[alphabits]

Four posts? JEEPERS!
SOMEBODY SQUEEZE HER BOX ALREADY!

I'll take one for the team.

Can I assist?

Perhaps you can attend to the bongos.

[jbfinscj]

Four posts? JEEPERS!
SOMEBODY SQUEEZE HER BOX ALREADY!

I'll take one for the team.

Can I assist?

Perhaps you can attend to the bongos.

I'm on it Boss

[Rabbitz]

As the Guinness ad once said:
"I like to watch"

[sistergoldenhair]

Oh mah goodness! I did not realize that I had posted four times until this morning! So sorry -- my mac was rather sluggish last night! But thanks to all of you nice young gentlemen who volunteered to assist me with my box!