Mindbender #796

[SMLCHNG]

More than a third of people admit that they often are lying when they say....

[LIPH]

I love you

[melon]

I dont care (they usually do)
No those pants dont make your a$$ look big
Im too sick to come to work

[dnw]

Had a great time on vacation.

[LIPH]

the check is in the mail

[balcony girls]

. . I'm a virgin . .

. . I love my job . .

[lime rickie]

Let's have lunch sometime
Let's get together again real soon

[balcony girls]

. . I'll call you right back . .

. . I'll be right back . .

[alphabits]

"Have a nice day"

"It wasn't me"

[pupnpony]

I've lost 10 lbs!

[lime rickie]

You look great!

[Bicycle Bill]

"Sure, I remember you!"
"I only had one beer, officer..."
and along that line — telling the doctor about their drinking habits

-"BB"-

[Saltx3]

their age

[LIPH]

their age

I should start lying about my age, nobody ever believes me when I tell them I'm 82.

[lime rickie]

That they wouldn't quit their jobs if they won the lottery

[balcony girls]

. . I'm sorry . .

. .thank you . .

[LIPH]

That they wouldn't quit their jobs if they won the lottery

I wouldn't quit my job if I won the lottery. But then I haven't had a job for more than 5 years so there's that ...

[Bicycle Bill]

That they wouldn't quit their jobs if they won the lottery

I wouldn't quit my job if I won the lottery. But then I haven't had a job for more than 5 years so there's that ...

I tell people that I would continue to work even if I hit the lottery just so I could remind the boss that I was there because I *WANTED* to be there, not because I *HAD* to be there.

Truth is, if I ever hit big in the lottery I'd be out that door so fast my shadow would be twenty feet behind me and running like hell to keep up!

-"BB"-

[JePH]

I get along well with my "ex".

[balcony girls]

. . how much they spent shopping . .