Mail-Order Women
Posted: February 11, 2016 4:53 pm
Ole and Sven, from up in Minnesota, were looking at a Sears catalog and admiring the models. Ole says to Sven, "Have you seen all the good-looking girls in this catalog?"
Sven replies, "Ya, they are very beautiful. And would you look at the prices!"
Ole agrees, "Wow, that's not very much money at all. Ya know, for that kind of money, I’m thinking that maybe I should buy one!”
Sven smiles and pats him on the back. "Good idea! You order one; and if she looks as good when she gets here as the pictures in the catalog, then I'll get one too."
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Three weeks later, Sven asks his friend Ole, "Did you ever receive that girl you ordered from the Sears catalog?"
Ole replies, "No, but it shouldn’t be long now. I got her clothes yesterday!"
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Sven replies, "Ya, they are very beautiful. And would you look at the prices!"
Ole agrees, "Wow, that's not very much money at all. Ya know, for that kind of money, I’m thinking that maybe I should buy one!”
Sven smiles and pats him on the back. "Good idea! You order one; and if she looks as good when she gets here as the pictures in the catalog, then I'll get one too."
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Three weeks later, Sven asks his friend Ole, "Did you ever receive that girl you ordered from the Sears catalog?"
Ole replies, "No, but it shouldn’t be long now. I got her clothes yesterday!"
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