Mindbender #968
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SeattleParrotHead
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Re: Mindbender #968
Drive 


I know the voices in my head aren't real, but sometimes they have really good ideas....
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SeattleParrotHead
- Chewin' on a Honeysuckle Vine
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Re: Mindbender #968
Parallel park
Merge into traffic
Merge into traffic


I know the voices in my head aren't real, but sometimes they have really good ideas....
SPH
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Crazy Navy Flyer
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bodypainter
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Re: Mindbender #968
change wiper blades
change oil
get out of the mud
change oil
get out of the mud
If I wasn't fishing in this all day rain,I'd be home doing something stupid.
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Bicycle Bill
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Re: Mindbender #968
Guy went to an up-scale bar. The man at the door stopped him and said, "I'm sorry, sir, but we have a dress code and gentlemen must be wearing a tie." The would-be customer asked if they had a tie that he could borrow temporarily; the doorman apologized and said that they did not.
Thinking quickly, he went back to his car and got a set of jumper cables out of the trunk and wrapped them around his neck. Returning to the bar, he asked the doorman if this would be acceptable. The door attendant said, "Okay, I'll let you in, but I'm warning you now — you'd better not start anything."

-"BB"-
Thinking quickly, he went back to his car and got a set of jumper cables out of the trunk and wrapped them around his neck. Returning to the bar, he asked the doorman if this would be acceptable. The door attendant said, "Okay, I'll let you in, but I'm warning you now — you'd better not start anything."
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