Mindbender #991

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Post by SMLCHNG » March 4, 2018 8:08 pm

According to experts, 84% of us do this incorrectly..

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Post by LIPH » March 4, 2018 10:36 pm

drive

what I really mean . . . I wish you were here

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Post by Bicycle Bill » March 5, 2018 4:08 am

Poop (link)

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Post by Saltx3 » March 5, 2018 7:16 am

apologize

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Post by lime rickie » March 5, 2018 8:05 am

brush teeth

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Post by Touch O Parrotdise » March 5, 2018 10:27 am

wash up..

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Post by SeattleParrotHead » March 5, 2018 10:51 pm

Well, evidently my wife is the expert and virtually everything I do I do wrong...

I know the voices in my head aren't real, but sometimes they have really good ideas....
SPH

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Post by SMLCHNG » March 6, 2018 7:43 pm

Touch O Parrotdise wrote: ↑March 5, 2018 10:27 am wash up..

ANSWER: WASH HANDS