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they were so busy their coffee got cold before they could finish it

LIPH wrote: ↑July 25, 2018 4:12 pm they were so busy their coffee got cold before they could finish it

that's me almost every day -- and I even have a little electric warmer for my mug

jammed the printer

been fired

worked through lunch..

A government drone spied on them through the window.

They poured rum in their coffee, lit up a smoke, kicked back, and said "screw it".

Got hit on by a coworker.

Dozed off during a meeting

SPAM email

missed a deadline

big john wrote: ↑July 26, 2018 9:16 am They poured rum in their coffee, lit up a smoke, kicked back, and said "screw it".

I never poured rum in my coffee and I don't smoke but I did the other 2 things a time or two, or several.

left early.

Had check messed up.........

Never showed up and got paid..

We'd had a working lunch where they brought in box lunches for us... I only ate half my sandwich and rewrapped the other half and put in the breakroom refrigerator for later cuz I knew I was going to be working late that day. It was clearly half of a "used" sandwich, but it sure as hell was gone when I went back for it later, I put a note on the front of the refrigerator that said "To whoever took my ham sandwich: I hope you enjoyed it, I licked all surfaces prior to rewrapping it. Love, Mel"

SeattleParrotHead wrote: ↑July 30, 2018 12:25 pm "To whoever took my ham sandwich: I hope you enjoyed it, I licked all surfaces prior to rewrapping it. Love, Mel"