The Rope

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Post by NJPhinPhan »

Male bashing...maybe.
But I have nothing against the wonderphul men here at BN...this joke is about generic men! :wink:
so don't get on my case


The Rope

There were 11 people hanging onto a rope that came down from a helicopter.
Ten were men and one woman. They all decided that one person should get off because if they didn't the rope would break and everyone would die.

No one could decide who should go. Finally, the woman gave a real touching speech saying how she would give up her life to save the others, because women were used to giving up things for their husbands and children,
giving in to men, and not receiving anything in return.

When she finished speaking, all the men clapped.

Never underestimate the power of a woman.
:wink:

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Post by MICHIPHIN »

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!

(I bet the dog laughed at that ALSO!)
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Post by Dally »

LMAO!!!! That was a good one NJ!!! :smile:
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Post by sailingagain »

I agree:


BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

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:lol: NJPP
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Post by NJPhinPhan »

Oh, you men have NO sense of humor. :roll:
Boooooooooo! :grin:
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Post by JasperParrothead »

I have a ton of NJ jokes that I think may require posting
Broke too many rules along the way!
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Post by Duff »

I like it. I was clapping and dropped my beer. Hey, wait a second.
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Post by Dally »

LOL, that was funny Duff!!!!!! :smile:
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Post by MICHIPHIN »

you female phins are easily amused!
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Post by Dally »

yeah when it comes to men bashing!!! :grin:
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Post by MICHIPHIN »

top of the morning to ya Dally.....good to see you still have a sense of humor. No matter how shallow it may be..:lol:
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Post by Dally »

LOL. . .morning MICHI!!!!!

I may be alot of things, but shallow isn't one of them, at least I don't think I am :smile:
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Post by MICHIPHIN »

Naw...just trying to cause some crap this morning.
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Post by Dally »

what's new. . .you're always trying to start something!!!!! :smile: :smile: I'm always the "butt" of the jokes too!!!! :smile:
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Post by MICHIPHIN »

this is the way it ALWAYS starts Dally!
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Post by Dally »

I know. . .I know, do you think we should stop it before everything BLOWS!!!!! :smile:
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Post by MICHIPHIN »

too late..already took a shot at ya in the cafe'.
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Post by Dally »

OOOooooh You've asked for it this time buddy!!! :smile: :smile:
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Post by MICHIPHIN »

Ya, i asked for it..but i don't have the time to get it. later..have a good day
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