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a BLIND man walks into a womens only bar, sits down on a stool, orders a beer, and proudly announces that he has a great "blonde" joke to tell.. The women sitting next to him leans over and says, "I just want to remind you sir, that I am blonde. The bartender is blonde. The owner of the bar is blonde, the bouncer is blonde and the girl sitting next to you is blonde with a black belt in karate....are you sure you still want to tell this joke?"

the blind man replies, "NAW....NOT IF I AM GOING TO HAVE TO EXPLAIN IT 5 TIMES!"
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Post by sailingagain »

NICE!!!!!

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Post by sailingagain »

Makes me think of Dally.

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I don't understand!
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Post by freddyfishstick »

I don't get it? Could it be cause i am a blonde?
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Post by phjrsaunt »

Glad I'm not blonde this month so I could understand that!
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Post by Dally »

That was a good one. . .

Thanks alot SA, I really appreciate it. . .by the way, I'm a brunette!!! :grin:
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Post by sailingagain »

D'oh!!!! A brunette!!

I should have known.
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Post by Dally »

and what is that supposed to mean SA. . .
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Post by sailingagain »

My "male intuition" had you pegged as a blonde. Since my male intuition is usually wrong, I should have known better.
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Post by Dally »

LOL. . .you're not the only one here that thought I was a blonde! I'm not sure if I should be insulted or what :grin:
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Post by MICHIPHIN »

Dally..just before you say it...i was not referring to you anyways! :lol:
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Post by Dally »

Sure you weren't MICHI!!!!! :smile:
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Post by sailingagain »

He was.....he was.

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Post by Dally »

LOL. . .you and your smart-ass comments :smile:
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Post by MICHIPHIN »

And how do you know that his ass is "smart"?
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Post by Dally »

I've seen it, it's not a cute one, so it must be smart!!!!! :grin:
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Post by sailingagain »

No need for that. My ass is both sexy and highly intelligent.

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Post by MICHIPHIN »

YOu two, get a room!
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Post by sailingagain »

I don't want to get a room with Dally....she insulted my sexy/intelligent rump.
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