Parrothead Logic

parrotmedic · Post by **parrotmedic** » March 28, 2002 4:17 pm

An old parrothead and new convert were coming back from a concert and the associated pre and post parties. Neither one was feeling any pain and each nursing their last beer as they were driving down the road. As they topped a hill they could see flashing lights in the distance.

The new parrothead started squawking. "Oh no there is one of those DUI checkpoints!" "We are going to be arrested" The old parrothead said "Don't worry, just chug that beer, peel the label off stick it on your forehead, and hide the bottle under the seat" The young parrothead looked at the old timer in disbelief but followed his example.

As the duo pulled up to the roadblock. A trooper walked up and eyed the pair suspiciously. The Trooper asked "You boys been drinking"? The old parrothead replied
"No, sir! We're on the patch!"

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phjrsaunt · Post by **phjrsaunt** » March 28, 2002 4:19 pm

Good one, PM!

sirgumby77 · Post by **sirgumby77** » March 28, 2002 4:23 pm

Wonder if that would work up at Alpine this year??

Dally · Post by **Dally** » March 28, 2002 5:29 pm

LOL, I like it PM. . .I might have to try that next time

JasperParrothead · Post by **JasperParrothead** » March 28, 2002 5:58 pm

THEY MAKE A PATCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sailingagain · Post by **sailingagain** » March 29, 2002 3:37 pm

GET ME THE PATCH!!!

ragtopW · Post by **ragtopW** » June 19, 2006 10:54 pm

still funny

flipflopgirl · Post by **flipflopgirl** » June 21, 2006 4:03 am

creeky · Post by **creeky** » June 21, 2006 4:19 am

I thought he was back and posting ....