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Fat Person Man
Written by: Jimmy Buffett
Performed by: Jimmy Buffett

Originally from the Album: Don’t Stop The Carnival (1998)

Lyrics:
Fat Person Man (3:29)

Sheila You got to get rid of Dat fat person man Send him to French Guiana China or Japan / Get him off of dis island Ders no reconcilin’ Da rumours have already spread He don’t leave dis island He lose his head I can’t help it

I just tell the truth / Norman

Now Sheila I can’t do that

Try and understand
He’s not just some drunk asshole He’s my money man

He’s got banks in Nebraska

And mines in Alaska His childish ways can be misread / Sheila I’ll say it one more time sir

He lose his head
I can’t help it, I just tell the truth
/ Norman
Now Lester’s really harmless

/ Sheila
But Hippolyte’s a threat
/ Norman
Whole life here in Kinja Rests on this Tilson fete
I can’t have a beheading Or any blood letting Oh Sheila tell me what to do / Sheila

Stick to do dat fat person
Like you be glue

/ Norman I will keep him on the beach at the barbeque
/ Lester
I can’t help it I just tell the truth

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