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Please Take Your Drunken 15 Year Old Girlfriend Home
Written by: Jimmy Buffett
Performed by: Jimmy Buffett

Originally from the Album: ()

Lyrics:
[Cut from the album Havana Daydreamin']

Please take your girlfriend home
She’s only fifteen should be back home there alone
I’m horny and my mind begins to roam
So please take your drunken fifteen year old girlfriend home

She found mama’s quaalude prescription
Took a few just right before the show
She is no beer drinker
She used the bathroom fifteen times I know

Her overtures were rather prude
Her boyfriend he was more than rude to me
I’m twenty eight and I don’t date
I can still meet fancy women just for free

So please take your girlfriend home
She’s only fifteen should be back here alone
I’m horny and my mouth begin’s to foam
So please take your drunken fifteen year old girlfriend home

break

She said our show was rather dull
She liked Jethro Tull more than she liked us
Said a cab costs twenty bucks
I gave her thirty cents to ride the bus

Then she hit me with a line
Something with which I could not agree
When she said she dug the harmonica player
A whole lot more than she really dug me

So please take your girlfriend home
She’s only fifteen should be back here alone
Take her to go see the Rolling Stones
And please take your drunken fifteen year old girlfriend home
Yeah please take your drunken fifteen year old girlfriend home

Shows Played At:
06-20-1997: New World Music Theatre – Tinley Park, IL
12-08-1975: Constitution Hall – Washington, DC
09-10-1975: The Boarding House – Sausalito, CA
09-03-1975: The Backdoor – San Diego, CA
Number of Shows: 4