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1. No, one margarita is enough for me, thank you.
2. You want me to wear coconuts on my what?!
3. I checked Mapquest and couldn't find Margaritaville anywhere.
4. That shirt is just too loud to wear in public.

To Kev in Da Burgh:

Is your friend the one who tried to write a check for "Who let the Dogs Out" without proper ID?

Changing Channels is a great tune, as is Gravity Storm. Nobody has yet nominated Math Sux though.

Number 1 Buffett celebrity -- The entire Miami Heat basketball team, because Jimmy cares about them so much he got kicked out of the arena for cussing a referee.