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Dear Mings - I am in the process of packing for the move to my first house. My problem is that I am beginning to bounce off the walls uncontrollably due to overwhelming excitement. This uncontrollable bouncing then leads to the knocking over of the boxes I have packed causing a large mess and the n...

Dear Mings, The top of my computer desk fills up to quickly with empty beer bottles, and then I don't have much room to move my mouse around. Which multiple choice answer do you think would be the best solution. A. Buy a larger computer desk B. Ease up on the drankin just a tad C. Practice better h...

Dear Mings, I think I may have a drinking problem. What do you think? Do I need help? Where can I find said help? Dear 1970's Lester, In short, yes you do... have a drinking problem, that is. This is something I realized at Heartland as I watched you lay upon the bar wishing for more time to drink ...

Dear Mings, Is true that you are a "dynasty" or are you just a vase :o Dear Great Cuban Drink That You Are, I get this question a lot as my readers often become intrigued with the level of knowledge and wisdom that I present daily. It is only normal to wonder if that which you read is rea...

Dear Mings, I think I may have a drinking problem. What do you think? Do I need help? Where can I find said help? Dear 1970's Lester, In short, yes you do... have a drinking problem, that is. This is something I realized at Heartland as I watched you lay upon the bar wishing for more time to drink ...

Dear Mings, Since you're pseudo good luck, can you give me numbers for a winning lottery ticket? Someplace to buy a winning scratch off card? The next slot machine I should play? Thank you oh pseudo wise crustacean :D Dear Hoping-to-strike-it-rich-in-PA, I can give numbers, but the question is, wha...

Office etiquette is such that the front bathroom is for #1 only. If #2 is required, :oops: How did you find out the rules? Is it posted on the wall or what.....? :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol: Nope... I #2'd in the front bathroom, and was told to never do it again! Seriously!!! :lol: :lol: I'd be mortifi...

sy wrote:

mings wrote:actually I'd be cool with hersheys or whatever. I'm not a chocolate snob

agreed. Right now, I'd take a pack of those hershey's kissables over godiva. I love those things

no just regular miniatures or kisses (i hate the wrapping though) kissables are goofy to me

whatever you get - don't step on a pop top.

this is so cool

actually I'd be cool with hersheys or whatever. I'm not a chocolate snob

sy wrote:

mings wrote:I only like boxed chocolates if they come with a road map.

Good old russell stover?

that and Whitmans'

I only like boxed chocolates if they come with a road map.

mings wrote:

LIPH wrote:Is today the anniversary of the gold medal game or the game they beat the Russians? After the Russians they still had to beat Finland to win the gold.

I believe its the gold medal game against the Finns.

I sit corrected.

LIPH wrote:Is today the anniversary of the gold medal game or the game they beat the Russians? After the Russians they still had to beat Finland to win the gold.

I believe its the gold medal game against the Finns.

Today is the anniversary of when the US. Hockey team won the gold medal in the 1980 Olympics.

no - just multi syllable TP isn't that just known as " two-ply" . .? ? :wink: no - someone wrote on it with ball point pen words I may want to know. Please tell me you're reading the UNUSED toilet paper. :o otherwise you're just reading the same old s*** .... well its not on a roll if tha...

balcony girls wrote:

mings wrote: no - just multi syllable TP

isn't that just known as " two-ply" . .? ?

no - someone wrote on it with ball point pen words I may want to know.

RinglingRingling wrote:

mings wrote:

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mings wrote:

RinglingRingling wrote:

mings wrote: yeah baby. Hungry like the wolf... Yeah

Fixed it for you.

good looking out. If my words aren't misconstrued, then they are wasted words I say.

and I see you used a big one today.

word of the day TP

Duran Duran Word of the Day TP?

no - just multi syllable TP

rsgeist wrote: Yes we have no bananas
We have no bananas today .....

gotta love the random Harry Chapin reference.