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ANSWERING MACHINE AT MENTAL HOSPITAL: Hello, and welcome to the mental health hotline. If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are codependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5, and 6. If you are paranoid, we know who you ar...
- October 24, 2002 5:14 pm
- Forum: Jokes
- Topic: APPLICATION FOR A NIGHT OUT WITH THE BOYS
- Replies: 11
- Views: 663
Name of Boyfriend/Fiancé/Husband:________________________ I request permission for a leave of absence from the highest authority in my life for the following period:_________________ Time of return:__________ Date:__________ Time of departure:_________ NOT to exceed:_______ Should permission be gran...
In the trees?????BuPHett wrote:Sorry ladies....it's tough concentrating, sometimes.. hard day at work, and all...where IS my mind at????SMLCHNG wrote:Of course we are, Auntie!!! Geez, BuP... where is your mind at??
- October 2, 2002 11:47 am
- Forum: Jokes
- Topic: MODERN FINANCIAL TERMS, EXPLAINED
- Replies: 3
- Views: 470
EBIT(A) -- earnings before irregularities and tampering (and adjustments). CEO -- chief embezzlement officer. CFO -- corporate fraud officer. NAV -- normal Anderson valuation. P/E -- parole entitlement. EPS -- eventual prison sentence. BULL MARKET -- A random market movement causing an investor to m...
- October 1, 2002 2:07 pm
- Forum: Off Topic Area
- Topic: NFL Super Bowl Champion
- Replies: 34
- Views: 4817
I'm stoked just to see the Chargers mentioned in a poll like this......I'd love to see the Bolts playing in the big game in their home stadium......its a nice advantage...ask the Patriots. But as much as my heart likes the Chargers, my head says that the Raiders are full of Hall of Fame players loo...