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by SMLCHNG
January 3, 2003 1:29 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: Girls Night Out
Replies: 6
Views: 655

Girls Night Out

Two women go out one weekend without their husbands. As they came back, right before dawn, both of them drunk, they felt the urge to pee. They noticed the only place to stop was a cemetery. Scared and drunk, they stopped and decided to go there anyway. The first one did not have anything to clean he...
by SMLCHNG
December 24, 2002 5:41 pm
Forum: Jimmy Buffett Discussion
Topic: Merry Christmas to All!!!
Replies: 30
Views: 1974

Merry Merry and a Happy Happy to everyone!!!!!! :D
by SMLCHNG
December 24, 2002 12:05 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: Christmas With Louise
Replies: 1
Views: 402

Christmas With Louise

As a joke, my brother used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before Christmas. He said all he wanted was for Santa to fill them. What they say about Santa checking the list twice must be true because every Christmas morning, although Jay's kids' stockings were overflowed, his poor pant...
by SMLCHNG
December 24, 2002 11:38 am
Forum: Jokes
Topic: Love Dress
Replies: 1
Views: 442

Love Dress

A woman stopped by unannounced at her recently married son's house.She rang the doorbell and walked in. She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked.Soft music was playing; the aroma of perfume filled the room. "What are you doing?" she asked."I'm waiting for my husba...
by SMLCHNG
December 24, 2002 10:24 am
Forum: Jimmy Buffett Discussion
Topic: Need help with dating a shirt!
Replies: 1392
Views: 97879

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Oh, no... not again!! :D :D
by SMLCHNG
December 23, 2002 5:49 pm
Forum: Events
Topic: Buffett-Like Things in Denver???
Replies: 9
Views: 586

Hey!!! Welcome Spenbro!! There is the Colorado PH Club.. meets at the Morrison Inn (in Morrison) the 2nd Saturday of every month. PM me if you'd like more info!! There are often bands playing at a restaurant called Bahama Breeze in the Highlands Ranch area. That's all the comes to mind at the moment...
by SMLCHNG
December 23, 2002 12:54 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: Wrapping Presents With A Cat
Replies: 2
Views: 474

Wrapping Presents With A Cat

1. Clear large space on table for wrapping present. 2. Go to wardrobe and collect bag in which present is contained, and close door. 3. Open door and remove cat from wardrobe. 4. Go to cupboard and retrieve rolls of wrapping paper. 5. Go back and remove cat from cupboard. 6. Go to drawer and collect...
by SMLCHNG
December 23, 2002 12:47 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: DON'T READ IF YOU'RE A RAIDERS FAN!!!
Replies: 6
Views: 1018

I can't believe I missed this one, Phaw!! :D :D
by SMLCHNG
December 20, 2002 8:16 pm
Forum: Jimmy Buffett Discussion
Topic: What do we actually do??
Replies: 261
Views: 18931

Accounting/Finance/Admin/Facilities for DIRECTV in Denver. Which basically means a little of this, some of that.. and a whole lot of some other stuff. :P I shuffle papers, use a calculator, and type a lot on the computer. :D It pays the bills.. pays for the fun tickets.. and I get to post on BN!!!!...
by SMLCHNG
December 20, 2002 8:52 am
Forum: Jimmy Buffett Discussion
Topic: What do we actually do??
Replies: 261
Views: 18931

Accounting/Finance/Admin/Facilities for DIRECTV in Denver. Which basically means a little of this, some of that.. and a whole lot of some other stuff. :P I shuffle papers, use a calculator, and type a lot on the computer. :D It pays the bills.. pays for the fun tickets.. and I get to post on BN!!!!!...
by SMLCHNG
December 18, 2002 11:24 am
Forum: Jokes
Topic: Playing Through
Replies: 1
Views: 399

Playing Through

Two men are tying to get in a quick 18 holes, but there are two slow female golfers ahead of them. “I'm going to go ask if we can play through”, says the first man. He gets about halfway there, then quickly turns around and comes back. “What happened?” asks his partner. “One of those women is my wif...
by SMLCHNG
December 16, 2002 2:17 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: Bumper Stickers for Ladies
Replies: 2
Views: 537

Bumper Stickers for Ladies

BEHIND EVERY SUCCESSFUL WOMAN IS HERSELF OH MY GOD, I THINK I'M BECOMING THE MAN I WANTED TO MARRY! GINGER ROGERS DID EVERYTHING FRED ASTAIRE DID, BUT SHE DID IT BACKWARDS AND IN HIGH HEELS A WOMAN IS LIKE A TEA BAG...YOU DON'T KNOW HOW STRONG SHE IS UNTIL YOU PUT HER IN HOT WATER I HAVE YET TO HEAR...
by SMLCHNG
December 15, 2002 3:04 pm
Forum: News
Topic: Jimmy in Denver this Summer?
Replies: 7
Views: 1280

YES, YES, YES!!!! Wouldn't that be AWESOME!!!????? :o 8) 8) :D :D
by SMLCHNG
December 12, 2002 12:49 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: The Argument
Replies: 1
Views: 421

The Argument

A husband and wife got into a terrible argument as they were driving to a family gathering in another state. The argument got hotter and hotter until both quit talking and gave each other the silent treatment. They traveled for dozens of miles without any speaking. No one even turned on the radio or...
by SMLCHNG
December 6, 2002 9:01 am
Forum: Events
Topic: Jimmy's Birthday
Replies: 17
Views: 6201

Now THAT one ought to be interesting, huh Phaw??? :D

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JIMMY!! Hope it's another fabulous year of life!!! 8) 8)
by SMLCHNG
December 6, 2002 7:59 am
Forum: Jokes
Topic: THE LADY SNEEZER
Replies: 3
Views: 499

Aaaachoooo! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
by SMLCHNG
November 21, 2002 5:57 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: Hu is on first
Replies: 6
Views: 632

Excellent!! :lol:
by SMLCHNG
November 21, 2002 8:08 am
Forum: Jokes
Topic: 2 Brooms
Replies: 4
Views: 516

:roll: :roll: :roll: :lol:
by SMLCHNG
November 20, 2002 9:15 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: Pierre the Fighter Pilot (A French Wine Country Love Story)
Replies: 7
Views: 810

That's excellent, Red!! :) :lol: :lol: :lol:
by SMLCHNG
November 20, 2002 11:09 am
Forum: Jokes
Topic: 3 Daughters
Replies: 1
Views: 477

3 Daughters

A Mother had 3 virgin daughters. They were all getting married within a short time period. Because Mom was a bit worried about how their sex life would get started, she made them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on how marital sex felt. The first girl sent a card fr...