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by SMLCHNG
October 1, 2002 2:07 pm
Forum: Off Topic Area
Topic: NFL Super Bowl Champion
Replies: 34
Views: 5137

I'm stoked just to see the Chargers mentioned in a poll like this......I'd love to see the Bolts playing in the big game in their home stadium......its a nice advantage...ask the Patriots. But as much as my heart likes the Chargers, my head says that the Raiders are full of Hall of Fame players loo...
by SMLCHNG
September 30, 2002 8:14 am
Forum: Jokes
Topic: Things My Mother Taught Me
Replies: 5
Views: 479

:D :D :D :D I love that, Jim!!! (and help me.. I think I said some of them to MY keet!!)
by SMLCHNG
September 28, 2002 2:13 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: Ever wonder...??
Replies: 7
Views: 616

* On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?) I was thinking of Penny when I read this one :wink: I'd guess that ironing while she's still dressed would make Keith an unhappy man :lol: :D :D :D :o :o LOL!!!!!!!!! I'm not THAT bad!! ;) ;) ;)
by SMLCHNG
September 24, 2002 2:21 pm
Forum: Jimmy Buffett Discussion
Topic: Very Important...this could save a life!
Replies: 23627
Views: 939558

I hope she can, Senator!!! And all the best wishes for the both of you!!

CLICK, CLICK, CLICK.. :)
by SMLCHNG
September 24, 2002 2:03 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: Biker
Replies: 3
Views: 528

Biker

A biker stops by the Motorcycle Shop to have his bike fixed. They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and would just walk home. On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket and an anvil. He stopped by the feed store and picked up a couple of chickens...
by SMLCHNG
September 24, 2002 8:11 am
Forum: Jokes
Topic: Yet another blonde joke
Replies: 2
Views: 419

:o :lol: :lol: :lol:
by SMLCHNG
September 19, 2002 5:56 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: Signs
Replies: 10
Views: 822

Signs

(Disclaimer.. some of you may or may not be 'religious'... I kinda thought these were just cute). New billboards are getting attention across the country. Here's a list of all variations of the "God Speaks" billboards. The billboards are a simple black background with white text. No fine print or sp...
by SMLCHNG
September 17, 2002 2:21 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: Limo Ride
Replies: 5
Views: 621

Limo Ride

After getting all Pope John-Paul II's luggage loaded in the limo (and His Holiness doesn't travel light), the driver notices that the Pope is still standing on the curb. "Excuse me, Your Eminence." says the driver, "Would you please take your seat so we can leave?" "Well, to tell you the truth," say...
by SMLCHNG
September 15, 2002 3:18 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: Great Wisdom
Replies: 5
Views: 612

Auntie?? Wouldn't #8 be your motto?? :D :wench: :wench: (The GOOD baaaaaad kind of course!!)
by SMLCHNG
September 10, 2002 9:21 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: New And Improved Star Wars scripts
Replies: 14
Views: 1029

LOL @ Dave!! You got that Windex handy?? :D ;)
by SMLCHNG
September 10, 2002 8:57 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: New And Improved Star Wars scripts
Replies: 14
Views: 1029

Dave, Dave, Dave... do try and control yourself!! ;) Try Windex.. and be careful in between those keys.. ;)
by SMLCHNG
September 10, 2002 8:04 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: New And Improved Star Wars scripts
Replies: 14
Views: 1029

Hmm... I never knew that Auntie! ;)
by SMLCHNG
September 10, 2002 7:57 pm
Forum: Recipes & Boat Drinks
Topic: Margaritaville Conch Fritter Recipe
Replies: 36
Views: 24322

Yeah.. got it, Magnus!!! Good luck! :)
by SMLCHNG
September 10, 2002 7:50 pm
Forum: Recipes & Boat Drinks
Topic: Margaritaville Conch Fritter Recipe
Replies: 36
Views: 24322

Yikes!!! :o Magnus... I just looked in the book... there is NO quantity listed for MILK, just the 1 c. buttermilk... I'm hoping it's just a misprint in the instructions! Let me know how they turn out!
by SMLCHNG
September 10, 2002 12:32 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: Alligator
Replies: 13
Views: 1137

Oh that's goood, RWM!!! LOL!!!
by SMLCHNG
September 10, 2002 12:17 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: New And Improved Star Wars scripts
Replies: 14
Views: 1029

redwinemaker wrote:
SMLCHNG wrote:
redwinemaker wrote:HMMMMM, Penny and Herbaman have an anniversary, doesn't play in the cafe all night and now this.... wonder what she was doing that got her mind in the gutter???
Ummm.. cleaning them?? :D
Well, everybody has their name for it, I guess...
No, that's ironing, according to Phaw.. she said that..
by SMLCHNG
September 10, 2002 12:05 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: New And Improved Star Wars scripts
Replies: 14
Views: 1029

redwinemaker wrote:HMMMMM, Penny and Herbaman have an anniversary, doesn't play in the cafe all night and now this.... wonder what she was doing that got her mind in the gutter???
Ummm.. cleaning them?? :D
by SMLCHNG
September 10, 2002 10:50 am
Forum: Jokes
Topic: New And Improved Star Wars scripts
Replies: 14
Views: 1029

New And Improved Star Wars scripts

25 Lines from Star Wars That Can Be Improved if you substitute the word "Pants" 1. A tremor in the pants. The last time I felt this was in the presence of my old master. 2. You are unwise to lower your pants. 3. We've got to be able to get some reading on those pants up or down. 4. She must have hi...
by SMLCHNG
September 4, 2002 2:32 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: Denver woman driver
Replies: 7
Views: 568

I'm NOT amuzed, Michi... :evil:

And I'm not BLONDE, either!! :P

Paybacks are a b****, you know.. :wench:
by SMLCHNG
August 28, 2002 4:33 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: Coming Of Age
Replies: 3
Views: 533

Coming Of Age

A U.S. Navy cruiser pulled into port in Mississippi for a week's liberty. The first evening, the Captain was more than a little surprised to receive the following letter from the wife of a wealthy plantation owner: "Dear Captain, Thursday will be my daughter Belinda's coming of age party. I would li...