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by SMLCHNG
October 14, 2002 1:02 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: Birds and the Bees
Replies: 5
Views: 564

:D :D :D :D
by SMLCHNG
October 11, 2002 8:41 pm
Forum: Off Topic Area
Topic: "Would you rather...?"
Replies: 13
Views: 2928

Dave - it's also a good place for some of us to vent about this a**hole!!!!
by SMLCHNG
October 8, 2002 9:32 pm
Forum: Off Topic Area
Topic: Sopranos Poll
Replies: 7
Views: 1560

:o :o :o :P
by SMLCHNG
October 8, 2002 2:01 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: Friday's Funnies and Thoughts to Ponder
Replies: 12
Views: 1039

Re: Friday's Funnies and Thoughts to Ponder

PHAW Webmistress wrote: Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
I have NEVER noticed that!!!! :D :o :D :o
by SMLCHNG
October 2, 2002 11:47 am
Forum: Jokes
Topic: MODERN FINANCIAL TERMS, EXPLAINED
Replies: 3
Views: 483

MODERN FINANCIAL TERMS, EXPLAINED

EBIT(A) -- earnings before irregularities and tampering (and adjustments). CEO -- chief embezzlement officer. CFO -- corporate fraud officer. NAV -- normal Anderson valuation. P/E -- parole entitlement. EPS -- eventual prison sentence. BULL MARKET -- A random market movement causing an investor to m...
by SMLCHNG
October 1, 2002 2:07 pm
Forum: Off Topic Area
Topic: NFL Super Bowl Champion
Replies: 34
Views: 5249

I'm stoked just to see the Chargers mentioned in a poll like this......I'd love to see the Bolts playing in the big game in their home stadium......its a nice advantage...ask the Patriots. But as much as my heart likes the Chargers, my head says that the Raiders are full of Hall of Fame players loo...
by SMLCHNG
September 30, 2002 8:14 am
Forum: Jokes
Topic: Things My Mother Taught Me
Replies: 5
Views: 482

:D :D :D :D I love that, Jim!!! (and help me.. I think I said some of them to MY keet!!)
by SMLCHNG
September 28, 2002 2:13 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: Ever wonder...??
Replies: 7
Views: 620

* On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?) I was thinking of Penny when I read this one :wink: I'd guess that ironing while she's still dressed would make Keith an unhappy man :lol: :D :D :D :o :o LOL!!!!!!!!! I'm not THAT bad!! ;) ;) ;)
by SMLCHNG
September 24, 2002 2:21 pm
Forum: Jimmy Buffett Discussion
Topic: Very Important...this could save a life!
Replies: 23659
Views: 950295

I hope she can, Senator!!! And all the best wishes for the both of you!!

CLICK, CLICK, CLICK.. :)
by SMLCHNG
September 24, 2002 2:03 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: Biker
Replies: 3
Views: 531

Biker

A biker stops by the Motorcycle Shop to have his bike fixed. They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and would just walk home. On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket and an anvil. He stopped by the feed store and picked up a couple of chickens...
by SMLCHNG
September 24, 2002 8:11 am
Forum: Jokes
Topic: Yet another blonde joke
Replies: 2
Views: 422

:o :lol: :lol: :lol:
by SMLCHNG
September 19, 2002 5:56 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: Signs
Replies: 10
Views: 826

Signs

(Disclaimer.. some of you may or may not be 'religious'... I kinda thought these were just cute). New billboards are getting attention across the country. Here's a list of all variations of the "God Speaks" billboards. The billboards are a simple black background with white text. No fine print or sp...
by SMLCHNG
September 17, 2002 2:21 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: Limo Ride
Replies: 5
Views: 624

Limo Ride

After getting all Pope John-Paul II's luggage loaded in the limo (and His Holiness doesn't travel light), the driver notices that the Pope is still standing on the curb. "Excuse me, Your Eminence." says the driver, "Would you please take your seat so we can leave?" "Well, to tell you the truth," say...
by SMLCHNG
September 15, 2002 3:18 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: Great Wisdom
Replies: 5
Views: 615

Auntie?? Wouldn't #8 be your motto?? :D :wench: :wench: (The GOOD baaaaaad kind of course!!)
by SMLCHNG
September 10, 2002 9:21 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: New And Improved Star Wars scripts
Replies: 14
Views: 1032

LOL @ Dave!! You got that Windex handy?? :D ;)
by SMLCHNG
September 10, 2002 8:57 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: New And Improved Star Wars scripts
Replies: 14
Views: 1032

Dave, Dave, Dave... do try and control yourself!! ;) Try Windex.. and be careful in between those keys.. ;)
by SMLCHNG
September 10, 2002 8:04 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: New And Improved Star Wars scripts
Replies: 14
Views: 1032

Hmm... I never knew that Auntie! ;)
by SMLCHNG
September 10, 2002 7:57 pm
Forum: Recipes & Boat Drinks
Topic: Margaritaville Conch Fritter Recipe
Replies: 36
Views: 24805

Yeah.. got it, Magnus!!! Good luck! :)
by SMLCHNG
September 10, 2002 7:50 pm
Forum: Recipes & Boat Drinks
Topic: Margaritaville Conch Fritter Recipe
Replies: 36
Views: 24805

Yikes!!! :o Magnus... I just looked in the book... there is NO quantity listed for MILK, just the 1 c. buttermilk... I'm hoping it's just a misprint in the instructions! Let me know how they turn out!
by SMLCHNG
September 10, 2002 12:32 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: Alligator
Replies: 13
Views: 1140

Oh that's goood, RWM!!! LOL!!!