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by green1
May 11, 2009 11:23 am
Forum: Off Topic Area
Topic: Old Scam made new again
Replies: 1
Views: 178

Old Scam made new again

FYI everyone. JURY DUTY SCAM This has been verified by the FBI (their link is also included below). While this scam has been reported for a number of years, it is apparently re-emerging and spreading again, so be prepared should you receive this call. Most of us take those summonses for jury duty se...
by green1
May 11, 2009 11:06 am
Forum: Off Topic Area
Topic: Only a pen stroke, Mr. Obama??
Replies: 114
Views: 4570

Re: Only a pen stroke, Mr. Obama??

I agree with SGH on this. When I was in, I didn't care about the sexual orientation of the guy/gal in my platoon or company. Just as I never cared about the color of their skin or their whether or not they had a Y chromosome. I cared about whether or not they could do their job. If they were good an...
by green1
May 7, 2009 4:14 pm
Forum: Off Topic Area
Topic: Name that movie
Replies: 4167
Views: 160606

Re: Name that movie

blackjack wrote:Goonies?
You got it.
by green1
May 7, 2009 3:08 pm
Forum: Off Topic Area
Topic: Name that movie
Replies: 4167
Views: 160606

Re: Name that movie

That was "Patton" Try this one: In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew school play. In fifth grade, I knoced my sister Edie sown the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... When my mom sent me ...
by green1
May 7, 2009 10:16 am
Forum: Off Topic Area
Topic: Name that movie
Replies: 4167
Views: 160606

Re: Name that movie

btt. No one gets it I will post a new one this afternoon.
by green1
May 6, 2009 1:47 pm
Forum: Off Topic Area
Topic: Name that movie
Replies: 4167
Views: 160606

Re: Name that movie

Then here's the next one: x: (Looks down into a ditch and kicks a sleeping man) What are you doing? y: I was trying to get some sleep. x: Then get back down there. You're the only one here who knows what the hell they're doing? One more from the same movie: There's one big difference between you and...
by green1
May 6, 2009 11:23 am
Forum: Off Topic Area
Topic: Name that movie
Replies: 4167
Views: 160606

Re: Name that movie

FunkHouse9 wrote:(Best line in the movie!)

Why don't you push him in? You can always say it was me.
Is this from "Hannibal"?
by green1
May 5, 2009 3:19 pm
Forum: Off Topic Area
Topic: Home Daycare Vacation
Replies: 13
Views: 590

Re: Home Daycare Vacation

I owuld have assumed school year too. But it would be just that, an assumption. However it turns out, ensure that you keep a record of the payment and a printed definition of the word "year" given to you by the daycare provider.

Sorry man, that sucks.
by green1
May 5, 2009 2:19 pm
Forum: Off Topic Area
Topic: Interesting? Dangerous?
Replies: 22
Views: 860

Re: Interesting? Dangerous?

Lightning Bolt wrote:Buy a gun? Fine... just don't forget to put in your own mouth before bothering the rest of us, alright?
Unbelievable.
by green1
May 1, 2009 3:02 pm
Forum: Off Topic Area
Topic: Name that movie
Replies: 4167
Views: 160606

Re: Name that movie

I cheated, just to see what the movie is, but Moviequotes.com doesn't even know this one.
by green1
April 29, 2009 2:03 pm
Forum: Off Topic Area
Topic: What are YOU reading?
Replies: 2768
Views: 196935

Re: What are YOU reading?

Still on my non-fiction kick. Here's my latest.

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by green1
April 28, 2009 4:00 pm
Forum: Off Topic Area
Topic: Severe Wind Sends Chihuahua Flying Into Sky
Replies: 43
Views: 2049

Re: Severe Wind Sends Chihuahua Flying Into Sky

OK, just for a moment think of the song "How Much Is That Doggie In The Window?" ..... How far will that doggie in the wind blow The one with the short stubby tail How far will that doggie in the wind blow I do hope that doggie won't sail Sorry, I just couldn't help myself. :oops: my whole office j...
by green1
April 28, 2009 2:26 pm
Forum: Off Topic Area
Topic: Severe Wind Sends Chihuahua Flying Into Sky
Replies: 43
Views: 2049

Re: Severe Wind Sends Chihuahua Flying Into Sky

I'm so sorry - God forgive me and bless the starving pigmays and all that but I find this funny as hell and wonder about the leash laws. If Tinker Bell had only been leashed maybe they could have held onto her. See, but now I have an image of a woman being dragged across a field, leaving furrows fr...
by green1
April 28, 2009 1:51 pm
Forum: Off Topic Area
Topic: HELP!! I'M BEING ARRESTED!!!
Replies: 45
Views: 1320

Re: HELP!! I'M BEING ARRESTED!!!

HELP, HELP, I'm being repressed. Come see the violence inherrent in the system!

Sorry that was the first thing I thought of.
by green1
April 28, 2009 11:10 am
Forum: Off Topic Area
Topic: Bloomberg furious about low-flying plane in NYC
Replies: 38
Views: 1431

Re: Bloomberg furious about low-flying plane in NYC

LIPH wrote:I wonder how much "change" this cost the taxpayers?
Probably enough to fund three or more foreclosed homes or even buy them outright.
by green1
April 28, 2009 10:03 am
Forum: Off Topic Area
Topic: Bloomberg furious about low-flying plane in NYC
Replies: 38
Views: 1431

Re: Bloomberg furious about low-flying plane in NYC

A simple phone call would have alleviated all of this. If nothing else it should be a courtesy to the mayor of the city that you are going to buzz with Air Force 1 and a an F-16.
by green1
April 28, 2009 9:41 am
Forum: Jokes
Topic: 25 Ways to Tell You're Grown Up
Replies: 14
Views: 1172

Re: 25 Ways to Tell You're Grown Up

How about when you are taking the recycling out (empty cardboard boxes) and you pull a muscle in your back on your ribs. You know the one that when it cramps makes it hard to breathe. Man, when did I get old?
by green1
April 24, 2009 3:53 pm
Forum: Off Topic Area
Topic: Eagle Cam
Replies: 11
Views: 434

Re: Eagle Cam

Looks like you can zoom in on both nests. But the Norfolk nest has the option of making the shot into a full screen view on your computer.

I am completly addicted to this. Which would be a bad thing, except that I have gotten my co-workers addicted too. :lol:
by green1
April 24, 2009 3:36 pm
Forum: Off Topic Area
Topic: Eagle Cam
Replies: 11
Views: 434

Re: Eagle Cam

Mom is at the second nest feeding the three chicks right now.
by green1
April 24, 2009 11:38 am
Forum: Off Topic Area
Topic: Eagle Cam
Replies: 11
Views: 434

Re: Eagle Cam

Looks like the eagle chick is up and pretty active right now