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Don't whack the monkey! That's worse than spanking him!!!!!

Defimoff1 wrote:I'm not shaving your @ss!

Don't worry...Bob will take care of mine...you just shave the monkey's, ok???

Defimoff1 wrote:

dean_siu wrote:

Defimoff1 wrote:Were you shaving your @ss again?

Nope...I'm gonna let Bob do that when she gets out here!

Oh my..... can't wait for that photo op!!

No photos of that...when ass shaving happens in Vegas, the ass shaving stays in Vegas!!

Defimoff1 wrote:I remember when I started posting again you said that the thread was gonna go to hell. I'm thinking you didn't need me for that to happen!!

I think you've played a part though!!!!

Defimoff1 wrote:Were you shaving your @ss again?

Nope...I'm gonna let Bob do that when she gets out here!

Defimoff1 wrote:I sooooooooooooooooooo did not need to know that.

I can't help it....my shaving cream doesn't smell like flowers!

Defimoff1 wrote:Married guys don't know how good they have it. Their bathrooms always smell like a girl.

My bathroom definitely did not smell like a girl after I did my business this morning!

MA_Buffett_Fan23 wrote:Ok boys... off to spend some time with my brother, his last night in town... I'll be back on a little later on...

Guess I'll have to wait til than for that PM!

At least you don't have to babysit her doing the show! If I wasn't sitting by her...they'd be no one to make sure she gets proper flashing time in! proper flashing time in??? Hmmm, I'm sure i'll get plenty of that in! :P :wink: Maybe you should just go to the show topless....that way I wouldn't hav...

Carry her drunken butt back to the hotel...... give her a place to sleep...... kiss her boo boos..... this is gonna be work! At least you don't have to babysit her doing the show! If I wasn't sitting by her...they'd be no one to make sure she gets proper flashing time in! proper flashing time in???...

Is there anything else we can do for you Bob? Draw a hot bubble bath for you and give you a foot massage maybe? LOL!!!!!!!! Come to think of it those sound good too! Throw in a back rub and life would be grand... :P Typical woman....expecting guys to do everything for her! :roll: :roll: What are yo...

Is there anything else we can do for you Bob? Draw a hot bubble bath for you and give you a foot massage maybe? LOL!!!!!!!! Come to think of it those sound good too! Throw in a back rub and life would be grand... :P Typical woman....expecting guys to do everything for her! :roll: :roll: What are yo...

Carry her drunken butt back to the hotel...... give her a place to sleep...... kiss her boo boos..... this is gonna be work! At least you don't have to babysit her doing the show! If I wasn't sitting by her...they'd be no one to make sure she gets proper flashing time in! proper flashing time in???...

Is there anything else we can do for you Bob? Draw a hot bubble bath for you and give you a foot massage maybe? LOL!!!!!!!! Come to think of it those sound good too! Throw in a back rub and life would be grand... :P Typical woman....expecting guys to do everything for her! :roll: :roll: What are yo...

Defimoff1 wrote:Hey now..... careful where you're dumping good Jager. That stuff is like gold around here!!

Aren't you going to be there to lick it off the ground???

Defimoff1 wrote:Is there anything else we can do for you Bob? Draw a hot bubble bath for you and give you a foot massage maybe? LOL!!!!!!!!

Hey....you've done enough for her already....time for you to do something for me!!!!!!!!!!

Defimoff1 wrote:Carry her drunken butt back to the hotel...... give her a place to sleep...... kiss her boo boos..... this is gonna be work!

At least you don't have to babysit her doing the show! If I wasn't sitting by her...they'd be no one to make sure she gets proper flashing time in!

MA_Buffett_Fan23 wrote:My boo boo hurts someone come kiss it and make it feel better....

Kind of tough to do from 2500 miles away....might help if you dump a shot of Jager on it though!

How the heck did we end up hijacking the 10/16 thread as well??? The way this is going....we could have these threads ranked #1 and #2 on BN by the time October rolls around!!!

Defimoff1 wrote:

MA_Buffett_Fan23 wrote:Ok, you two scare me...

Heh heh heh............

We scare you???? I'm not the one who dresses up poultry in bikinis!! (that's only Dave!)