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JB has one but I don't know what or where it is. Anyone?

I don't have any. My sister does though.

longlinergirl wrote:

Anne Bonny wrote:

Its coming after our rum presses and shrimping grounds!!!! It must be stopped.....

you have a great name

Thanks! I've always been a pirate at heart!

I guess the mute nuns that you interogate ride the disgruntled mules? Or are they seeing-eye-mules?

Wow your neighborhood rocks!

Oohh, those squirrels. I was kinda worried for a little while. I didn't know if ya'll had some kind of species jumping mad cow thing in your neighborhood.

Its coming after our rum presses and shrimping grounds!!!! It must be stopped.....

Saturday Night live did a mock commercial a couple of weeks ago for Neutragena Coin Slot cream marketed just for muffin tops.

http://www.videovat.com/videos/1705/lin ... nslot.aspx

OceanCityGirl wrote:nope gotta get the tp, milk, water and bread. Oh wait that's for snow

My hero is the Ted Nugent-looking bar owner that was interviewed in New Orleans. He had enough food, water and tp for 6 months. Him and his family were living upstairs of the bar and flushing the toilet with draft beer.

1. I am glad that I did not see any roaches or unkind squirrels yet today. 2. Thankfully, nobody has asked me to baptize their child today or to polish their bowling trophies. 3. Finally, I am most happy that there are carrots and beer in my fridge waiting for me when I get home. What exactly is th...

Get out the plywood, generators and blenders. Its that time of year again.

BR-549?

It was something about how Ron and his wife were vacationing down in the Carribean. I'm paraphrasing, but he said something like "you know down there is where Margartaville is, where Jimmy Buffett wrote all those songs about..." I think he was talking about Sanibel and Captiva. He said th...

1. Where did you grow up? outskirts of Birmingham, Alabama 2. Have you ever been to Indiana? Nope. But my great-great-grandmother was from there. 3. Describe yourself at age 18. Dull 4. How do you deal with pain? Physical? Pretty good if I know its going to happen. A weinie when it surprises me. 5. ...

Margaritaville Alabama. They'd have to have it Central or North Alabama. Bubba wouln't want it to compete with LuLu's.

Honestly it wouldn't bug me as a patient... but can you imagine how much spit-spray lands on their feet during the day? That's what I was thinking. I wouldn't want biohazard slobber anywhere near my feet. The patients aren't going to catch anything from being in the same room as uncovered feet. :ro...

buffettbride wrote:

OystersandBeer wrote:can we see the pics? (for proof)

Um. Sure. But the pictures aren't really the proof. It's the song he dedicated to hubby and me, which I can't post 'til I'm at home.

How did you arrange That?

Tiki Bar said Duh! The one on the left is the freak! SMLCHNG said Top row, left. I still think that mickey shirt person is "outta here" Also why do all the girls in front have their hands on their legs? To push their mammary glands together for better effect. :lol: I think that's one of t...

PIA wrote:

CaptainP wrote:The most popular condom sold in Taiwan is only 4.2 inches long!

That said "popular" not that they fit. Presentation is everything.

thegoatgod wrote:

Burny Charles wrote:I think its boats that look like dragons.

Well don't I just feel stupid for not figureing that one out.

Everything you ever wanted to know about Dragon Boat Racing but were afraid to ask.

Hugh Hefner and George Bush are cousins.

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2004/03/ ... 4163.shtml