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Hello there, my old friend, not so long ago it was 'till the end We played outside in the pouring rain, on our way up the road we started over again You're livin' a dream, wo you on top My mind is achin', Lord it won't stop That's how it happens, livin' life by the drop Up and down that road in our...

in a home invasion? There seems to be a lot of these happening these days. Do you have the means and/or mental capacity to protect yourself and your loved ones if someone broke into your home and you felt your life may be threatened? im a lean mean fighting machine yeaaaaaaa we have gaurdian...so t...

Capt.Flock wrote:Pia dont worry I am bringing Twister to Cincy too

cant wait...to kick ur a...

ohhh ohhh you mean the drink

This one is for CINCY Pink Panty Pulldowns #2 Ingredients: * 1 fifth Vodka * 3 oz Lemon juice (real lemon) * 9 oz Cherries * 2 L Sprite Mixing instructions: In a 2 gallon jug pour in 9oz of marciano cherries and the juice. Then pour in fifth of vodka over cherries and let soak for a few minutes. The...

For the party at Alpine Naked Twister Ingredients: 1 oz Midori melon liqueur 1/2 oz Vodka 1/2 oz Tuaca Fill with Pineapple juice 1 splash 7-Up Mixing instructions: Build into a Pint Glass and cheery garnish. Then Big phan spins and every1 gets nekkid god...im going to alpine next year im missin out...

Malibu Massage

Ingredients:

* 1/2 oz Malibu rum
* 1/2 oz white Creme de Cacao
* 2 oz Sprite
* 1 oz Milk
* 1/3 oz Coconut syrup
* 1/4 oz Triple sec

Mixing instructions:

Shake with ice. Pour into an old fashion glass. Garnish with an orange slice and a cherry.

SMLCHNG wrote:

Capt.Flock wrote:Anyone want to try this
Long Slow Comfortable Screw Against the Wall
Ingredients:
1 shot Sloe gin
1 shot Vodka
1 shot Southern Comfort
1 shot Galliano
Orange juice
Mixing instructions:
Mix all ingredients in a glass.

Why yes, yes I do.

count me in...

Lundah wrote:I think the punchline is missing, so I'll add my own...

Pedro said "Dick Cheney, 2006"

im having a huge blonde moment...

thanks

im me on AIM!!! i can keep you company

I always INTEND to vote for the person and not the party, but for some reason, in nearly every election, the candidate that represents my views the best is the REPUBLICAN candidate, hence, my checking the Repulican option above. ive been that way tooo...but im now seeing things differently...and im...

i am of the Whig Party...

2belize....

somewhat...

its tropical theme

parrothead517 wrote:i am 15 years old n my friends think i'm too obsessed with Buffett

hunny...ive been since i was in pre-school...i used to hide in the car and my parents have almost taken me to concerts numerous times since i was a baby...

my friends used to think i was crazy

my best friend is 38 years old...and he considers me to be his best friend too...

blonde hair and blue eyes...but i dont get sunburn
i can drive stick...talk on the phone and drink coffee at the same time...(scary)

i am a music junkie...i listen to so much different stuff

It was the first day of school and a new student named Pedro Martinez, the son of a Mexican restaurateur,entered the fourth grade. The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American history. "Who said 'Give me Liberty, or give me Death?' " She saw a sea of blank faces, except f...

Woo Woo
Ingredients:

* 1 1/2 oz Peach schnapps
* 1 1/2 oz Vodka
* 3 1/2 oz Cranberry juice

Mixing instructions:

Pour all ingredients into a highball glass over ice cubes, stir, and serve.

Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor Beaten why for Can't take much more One - Nothing wrong with me Two - Nothing wrong with me Three - Nothing wrong with me Four - Nothing wrong with me One - Something's got to give Tw...

Oklahoma Tropical Twister
Ingredients:

* 2 cans Cream of coconut (Coco Lopez)
* 64 oz Pineapple juice (Del Monte)
* 6 cups Orange juice (Sunkist)
* 1/4 cup Grenadine
* 1 1/2 oz Captain Morgan's Spiced rum
* Orange wedge
* Pineapple wedge
* Maraschino cherry

With everything ahead of us we left, everything behind But nothing that we needed at least, Not at this time And I, feeling that I’m feeling, well, Is feeling like my life was finally mine With nothing to go back to We just continue, to drive Without you I was broken But I’d rather be broke down wi...

fins2theleft wrote:

SharkOnLand wrote:

LIPH wrote:I don't think I want to know how big Jimmy's part is.

...but we'll discuss whether or not the guy wears underwear.....

i'll discuss any of the above

thats what i thought when i read the title of the post....
dirty dirty dirty