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Lacking the pinache of Mr. Peanut, Mr. Banana ended up
homeless and begging for handouts near a local park.

LIPH wrote:

PIA wrote:

LIPH wrote:

PIA wrote:...(speaking from experience)...

5th grade wasn't too long ago for you either.

hey nowww....dont even get me started....how many decades ago were u in 5th grade?

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Yikes, I just had a flashback to 1961!

I'm going to Graceland Memphis Tennessee I'm going to Graceland Poorboys and Pilgrims with manatees And we are going to Graceland .............. For reasons I cannot explain There's some part of me wants to see Graceland ............... Maybe I've a reason to believe We all will be received In Grace...

I guess it's too late to suggest whacking the case a couple times.

My favorite was when he said his friend has a trophy wife, but apparently it wasn't for first place.

I am Spartapuss!!

For what it's worth....the term and the crime "Terroristic Threats" has been around for a long time, it's not something that has come in to being recently, nor is it in any way related to "terrorism" as we know it......as for an eight year old being charged, that's another issue...

Ppphhhhhtttttttttttttt ......

Hey, how about some pants .... I'm freezin' my snowballs off here!!!

Butter .... salt .... lots .... yum!

buffettbride wrote:Where's the option for orgasmic popcorn? I had to pick kettle corn.

It's coming, it's coming!

Candidate "A" from the "B" Party is Satan

This ad has not been endorsed by any candidate and was paid for by the "C" Party National Committee. (but you know who our guy is .. <nudge> <nudge> <wink> <wink>

Tell me the truth, does my tongue smell like butt?

Actually we're entertaining bids of cash, securities or sexual favors for the 3rd ticket. :pirate: :o WAIT a minute - I haven't sent them out yet... mebbe I'd better re-think that third ticket ... :pirate: :wink: :pirate: (Just kidding - they should be out soon!) You're not gonna ask for sexual fav...

:( :( :( :roll: :roll: :roll: SIGH!!!!! I still need tickets!!!!!!!! Nothing on the exchange? :-? Well I need 3 tickets because I promised my bro and sister in law I would take them to the concert!!!! I think I may have to go on ebay and buy lawn seats! :-? :-? :-? I am gonna hold out another week ...

:( :( :( :roll: :roll: :roll: SIGH!!!!! I still need tickets!!!!!!!! Nothing on the exchange? :-? Well I need 3 tickets because I promised my bro and sister in law I would take them to the concert!!!! I think I may have to go on ebay and buy lawn seats! :-? :-? :-? I am gonna hold out another week ...

Somebody just discovered that patent leather shoes really DO reflect up.

Young George W. Bush displays an early version of
what would later become his trademark smirk.

Gulfbreeze wrote:

alphabits wrote: Doh! I can't believe I didn't get that till just now.
I hate Mondays.

It's hell getting old, ain't it..

Yeah, and I can't even blame it on dead fish sniffin' or the one measly beer I had yesterday.