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Oooh, oooh, ooooh pick me pick me!!

Hell yeah I wanna go.

Unless things go badly on the 23rd and then y'all may request that I never set foot (or any other part of my body) in Florida again.

From the Bad Ideas Archive: the Jack-o'-tater

If you sleep thru the next day, you don't have to deal with it.

At the Copa
Copacabana
The hottest spot
North of Havana

Oh crap, I'm channelling Barry Manilow ......

We put ourselves on the national and state "do not call" lists. We haven't had any telemarketer calls in well over a year.

Well, if the stalkers, popcorn junkies, spontaneous lactaters and hijackers are done, I'll just say .....

HI JODIBUG!!!

You piqued my interest so I peeked ... but I haven't peaked.

I never get lost, I just explore places I've never been :wink: Yep, I sometimes turn on to roads I've never been on before just to see where they go. I always manage to find my way back to someplace that looks familiar. I think I have an internal GPS - much to my wife's chagrin. She's lived in this...

OceanCityGirl wrote:

I must wear this bag on my head to hide the identity of my lewd johnson.

sonofabeach wrote:Speaking of popsicle sticks, am I the only one whose skin crawls when you lick one?
It's the damndest thing.

Dude, when you get to the stick you're supposed to STOP licking!

Nope, our high tech GE fridge had a nifty little ice box thing in the one top corner - 2 trays of ice cubes and maybe a popsicle or 2.

Abso-freakin-lutely. Pointy objects were an integral part of growing up.

Also, with 5 popsicle sticks you could make a nifty frisbee-like thingie ..... of course if kind of disassembled when it hit the ground but that was part of the fun.

Conolulu wrote:

alphabits wrote: I still say you should go with "Caffiend".

Nah...I think 3 is enough.....Heck...You had 2...

Yeah, but apparently all this time I've been spelling Conolulu wrong (Connalulu).
So I'll just go with Lulu.

and heck...half of y'all call me this anyway...So..It's this , or back to the old one...whatever.. I was hoping for Smiley Boob Lady. Or Coffee Lady. [smilie=grineyes.gif] I like boobs.. [smilie=blush.gif] [smilie=blush.gif] [smilie=blush.gif] Smiley Face ones?? :lol: Uh yeah.. that's what I meant....

sunseeker wrote:Star Wars dorks...

Do not underestimate the Dork Side of the Force.

It depends how excited he is.

Where R2 goes, alcoholism grows.

So, do you figure the residents of these cities drink heavily all the time or only when you're around?