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by alphabits
June 13, 2006 10:36 am
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Topic: And now for something completely different...
Replies: 4755
Views: 210955

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The Alpine Valley "human luge" competition was wildly popular.
by alphabits
June 12, 2006 9:12 pm
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Topic: So I was wondering again....
Replies: 17
Views: 703

Perforated matzo?
by alphabits
June 12, 2006 7:23 pm
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Topic: What is your favorite BN forum?
Replies: 51
Views: 1567

Is "Kinky Sex Talk" included under Other? Yep. And is Mings, Goat, Sporks, Cheese, Popcorn..... :lol: Nope goat is never included under "other" goat must have its own option. Although goat and kinky sex talk do go together like mac and cheese . Gooey on the outside, chewy on the...
by alphabits
June 12, 2006 7:21 pm
Forum: Off Topic Area
Topic: What is your favorite BN forum?
Replies: 51
Views: 1567

phjrsaunt wrote:
alphabits wrote:Is "Kinky Sex Talk" included under Other?
Yep. And is Mings, Goat, Sporks, Cheese, Popcorn..... :lol:
Sweet! I gotta go with "Other" then. (and ya left out boobies!)
by alphabits
June 12, 2006 7:18 pm
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Topic: What is your favorite BN forum?
Replies: 51
Views: 1567

Is "Kinky Sex Talk" included under Other?
by alphabits
June 12, 2006 7:03 pm
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Topic: So I was wondering????
Replies: 22
Views: 865

Re: So I was wondering????

Why do they put Braille on the drive-through ATMs? Because the dog can't be expected to drive AND use the ATM machine. Or maybe it's in case they go to the ATM in a taxi. How does the dog get the cab to stop? Whistles (surely you've heard of a dog whistle) and waves its paw. Unless it's a black dog...
by alphabits
June 12, 2006 6:59 pm
Forum: Off Topic Area
Topic: Come out of the closet . . .
Replies: 173
Views: 5996

I've always had an affinity for "The Wheels on the Bus".
by alphabits
June 12, 2006 6:57 pm
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Topic: So I was wondering????
Replies: 22
Views: 865

Re: So I was wondering????

thegoatgod wrote:Why do they put Braille on the drive-through ATMs?
Because the dog can't be expected to drive AND use the ATM machine.

Or maybe it's in case they go to the ATM in a taxi.
by alphabits
June 12, 2006 6:46 pm
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Topic: I can handle this.
Replies: 5
Views: 302

And to think I've been wasting my money on those "Men's Health Formula" vitamins. :-? :lol:
by alphabits
June 12, 2006 5:25 pm
Forum: Off Topic Area
Topic: Come out of the closet . . .
Replies: 173
Views: 5996

OK, this goes back a ways (30 years or so) but I used to really like The Carpenters. :oops:

Nowadays I'll listen to dang near anything (well, except opera).
Artists I like that no one would expect: Natalie Merchant, Gloria Estefan
by alphabits
June 12, 2006 5:13 pm
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Topic: What have you won on Radio Station Contests?
Replies: 32
Views: 1160

In 1973 I won a record (a vinyl recording medium) - a copy of Canadian commentator Gordon Sinclair's "The Americans". The radio station played the recording (a very pro-America editorial) and simply asked who the author/speaker was. Apparently I was the only one awake at 3AM that knew the ...
by alphabits
June 12, 2006 10:52 am
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Topic: And now for something completely different...
Replies: 4755
Views: 210955

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It was no secret that Bertha had gotten eye implants.
by alphabits
June 12, 2006 8:40 am
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Topic: And now for something completely different...
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Views: 210955

Kinda harsh, dude. Maybe you could "air" your personal animosities a little less publicly? (cross thread contamination,...he doesn't know any better...) they do say ..ignorance is bliss...ask him..he'll know... :wench: Hmmm, just so I can be an equal opportunity offender here ..... the re...
by alphabits
June 11, 2006 8:42 pm
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Topic: And now for something completely different...
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The life-size model of Barry Bonds' head was a big hit at Balloon Fest 2006.
by alphabits
June 11, 2006 8:36 pm
Forum: Off Topic Area
Topic: And now for something completely different...
Replies: 4755
Views: 210955

Kinda harsh, dude. Maybe you could "air" your personal animosities a little less publicly?
by alphabits
June 10, 2006 8:32 am
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Topic: How do you let someone know?
Replies: 32
Views: 1213

Marnin Grita Guy wrote: Image
Are those tennis balls in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
by alphabits
June 10, 2006 8:29 am
Forum: Off Topic Area
Topic: How do you let someone know?
Replies: 32
Views: 1213

The real answer: "your hotcakes are going like gangbusters".
by alphabits
June 10, 2006 8:06 am
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Topic: She Ain't Ready to Make Nice (and I don't blame her)
Replies: 102
Views: 3115

Nice to see that democracy is alive and well and that we have an absolute litmus test for determining who is on "our" side. :-?
by alphabits
June 9, 2006 7:11 pm
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Topic: Tattoos????
Replies: 95
Views: 4325

I'll do anything if that picture Goat posted goes away.... :lol: Crying Baby Jesus makes you nervous? (or guilty?) :lol: That is NOT baby Jesus... That's just weird.. :o :lol: :lol: Here .... the drunken parrot will make the weird picture go away ..... http://images.kodakgallery.com/photos1948/8/79...
by alphabits
June 9, 2006 7:03 pm
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Topic: Congratulations to the Wankers!
Replies: 2
Views: 310

Dick Wanker?!? What were his parents thinking? :roll: :lol: