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Cubbie Bear wrote:

Tiki Bar wrote:Barbet (French Water Dog)

That would be Tiki Barbet on BN!!!

I would be ordering a scotch and water dog at the Tiki Barbet

Barbet

I can catch a cigarette in my mouth

(I'm a Saluki btw)

It's gone now.

LOOK BEHIND YOU, QUICK!

buffettbride wrote:Most toilets flush in E flat.

What sound does a piano make when you drop it down a mine shaft?

















A flat minor

John DeLorean
RIP

...This is what she said, "Mom, well, first I thought I wanted a pot of gold, but I think now I want to ask for a real, true friend. They aren't a dime a dozen, ya know." I gave her an extra big hug and an extra special wish that she will find her Leprechaun today. And huge hug from me to...

I appologize up front for this, but there is a DEAD Parrot in your future... http://www.intriguing.com/mp/_pictures/compdiff/norwegia.jpg 'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in ...

trust me - this little sucker had a grip. I did everything!!1 I even had the 357 out and was going to shoot it but then I thought - ok I'm shooting left handed and I'm right handed. What if I miss the bird and shoot myself. A few seconds with his head underwater - he popped right off. [mental pictu...

ph4ever wrote:I tried to drown the sucker in the toilet.



He let go....

btw - all I had to do (once I realized the little bastage wanted a trophy) was to discreetly shriek my favorite curseword and flail my arm around like it was on fire. Try it next time, it just might work for you too.

My senegal parrot latched onto my thumb once. key word - once. :evil: (I learned my lesson with him) I tried to drown the sucker in the toilet. I had called a friend of mine who has birds wanting to know HOW DO I GET THIS F'ING BIRD OFF MY THUMB. And he said "stick the thumb and bird's head in...

rednekkPH wrote:

bravedave wrote:I was once bitten by a parrot.
'Tobey' the Green came close to relieving me of my right thumb.

I hope you promptly placed 'Tobey' in the nearest deep fryer...

No... Nothing like that.

I was once bitten by a parrot. 'Tobey' the Green came close to relieving me of my right thumb. I WILL NEVER TOUCH A STRANGE BIRD AGAIN! I WILL NEVER TOUCH A STRANGE BIRD AGAIN! I WILL NEVER TOUCH A STRANGE BIRD AGAIN! I WILL NEVER TOUCH A STRANGE BIRD AGAIN! I WILL NEVER TOUCH A STRANGE BIRD AGAIN! ...

bravedave wrote:only politicians have to win popularity contests.

apparently I spoke too soon

The UAW has reversed its decision not to allow Marine reservists to park vehicles made by overseas-based automakers or displaying pro-Bush stickers in its parking lot.

Regardless of your feelings toward Bush, this just plain s*cks. http://www.detnews.com/2005/autosinsider/0503/13/C01-115531.htm I'm gonna come down on an unpopular side of the fence, here. This is not a union thing--it's a private property thing. It's not a public parking lot, after all. The union ...

Sorry I got here late.

Here's my suggestion:


(if you're feeling generous you can attach a few bucks for a new pane)

PHBeerman wrote:Marilyn Monroe. That was Hillary Clinton, she is trying to change her image.

What was she buying??

New York voters
(but they don't come cheap)

so she settled instead for...

. . . I would go back to the days of cavemen/cavewomen. Yeah, I've always thought it would be cool to witness the moment our ancestors came down from the branches and took to the ground. (In a similar, but more morbid vein, I'd like to observe that point in the future when the last human draws brea...

Israel should set an example in the middle east and halt their own nuclear production. Why must evryone else disarm while Israel is allowed to stockpile huge amounts of nuclear warheads? Don't get me wrong, I feel Iran should stop production but so should everyone else in that region, including Isr...