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I received a citation for going through a red light. My view of the traffic signal was obstructed by the truck in front of me. I could pay $75, avoid a trial (and points against my license, insurance increases etc.) and be done with it. Or I could go to trial and plead my case (max fine $100 plus co...

Dear st (and Michelle), If that child of yours is half as smart as she is a looker... (and I'm confidant she is...) :oops: she will rise to the challenge and come home safe and sound, knowing that she has made her Daddy proud; she will have her teammates toasting her name; she will give her hometown...

SchoolGirlHeart wrote:Guinness!!

Oops, was that one of the choices?

Hear! Hear!

No, I said, "Here, Here."

Shane came stumblin' home in the wee hours of Sunday, smelling awful of pints and tobacco. He half-fell, half-crawled up the stairs where Maggie grabbed him by the collar and dragged him to the window. "Look over there, ya sot. D'ya see those lights. That is what you're up against. That's the G...

My MIL was in Las Vegas recently looking for a solitaire table. She came up empty, so I suspect they are no more. Sounds like a cool way to get rid of your money, tho. :lol: I think the basic rules were: you pay $X for the deck and get about a buck back for each card that makes it into your suit pil...

Not to sound stupid, but,,,,,,,,,, what is Airtran????? :roll: post everglades crash valuejet airlines Woah....... I remember that crash...... I have not flown anywhere in a long time, but I'll rely on Jet Blue these days....... :wink: http://images.ibsys.com/2004/0311/2913620_200X150.jpg "You...

i always manage to find insane chicks to date,does that count? Honorary membership, trial basis only (leave your date at the door, plz) (unless they see weird stuff :D ) I see groundhogs... all the time... (there's one -->) No one else ever notices them until I point them out I also encounter many ...

Do you ever... ...'make' street lights go out? ...see a shooting star, or sea creature, that everyone else misses? ...find unusual objects? ...notice things in the wrong places (e.g., the man at the payphone)? ...find yourself repeating a previous experience? You might not be alone. http://www.strai...

It's like Bazooka Bubble Gum

I never needed it, but it was fun.

Can't remember the last time I had some,
but if I tried it again it prolly wouldn't be as good as before.

no!!!!! im saying he can build it and he can move it. But, if he can move it, then it's not a mountain so big that he can't move it. And if he can build it then he can't move it. But what if he built it, then bashed it into little mountains that he could move?????? hmmmmmm... Then it wouldn't be a ...

Good thought, but I'm lazy.

'sides, somebody is gonna come out of this looking stupid and mean.
That's a task made for the media (QED Dan Rather).

What if God created another God, a Mini-Me, who was good at all the stuff Big God couldn't do. They could, like, tag-team on the mountain.

oooooooooooooh
pretty
[drool]

I'l be back in a few hours

rednekkPH wrote:

nycparrothead wrote: I thought God could do anything?!

Of course he can - it's one of the perks of being a mythical creature.

"Wands and wings, floating crowny things"

God don't make mountains.
Did you make the top pixel in the letter 'H' in the word "hell"?

However I do give you all the credit for making this post.
(Gives me a chance to think about skiing. )

Mostly my bad luck involves not getting tickets for sellout shows.
(Or venues missing out on desirable tours)

Jimmy, please come to Balto.

creeky wrote:you get all the extra sheep that have born to look at - aussie/nz joke)

Wassa differnce 'tween Mick Jagger anna Scotsman?

Mick sez, "Hey you get offa ma cloud."
Scotsman sez, "Hey Mcleod, get offa ma ewe."

CaptainP wrote:I actually have a tongue as long as Gene Simmons.

Dang, dude. He must be, like, what... 5'10"? (6'5" with those badass boots on?)

MelliJellyBean wrote:Rafting the Lower New River, the boats end up right under the bridge.

The Lower New rocks! Best ww raft-trip I have ever been on!
(If there is still a guide group called "Class VI" I recommend them highly.)

PHBeerman wrote:400,000 members? That is a lot of beer.

Geez, when they said 400,000 members all I could think of was: "that's a lot of sex toys."