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the "L-word" was said by both parties involved. Why would you say "-------" to each other? (looks like I can't say "-------" on here) Just kiddin'. Anyway, I'm with the rest of the pholks. Remember the good parts, forget the rest...and remember that time heals the woun...

"Da, I'm from Chernobyl. How did you know?"

Slightly hungover Thursday shuffle:

Carry Me On My Way-James Taylor
Shameless-Garth Brooks
Willin'-Little Feat
I Loved You Yesterday- Lyle Lovett
Dallas-JB

Being in a major in alcoholic beverage production back in the college days, we had a course on the physiology of alcohol. According to the info at the time, "Impared" for the average person is .12 to .14 % blood alcohol level. At the time, most states were calling .10 legally impared to c...

http://czabe.com/daily/archives/picoday_cows_carnal.jpg In the 4-H manual this is how to properly process the "tube" steak. "Ohh, that's just nasty." http://www.planet-familyguy.com/pfg/images/characters/cleveland_tn.jpg :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol...

You oughta see her take "dictation"!!!

Slow that ass down!!!

I've got chunks of guys like you in my stool! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: This bald chick - what's with her head? Let's start with the chick. What gives, cue ball? I'm looking at you, I'm thinking: fourteen in the side pocket! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: I lo...

ph4ever wrote:I'm confused.

He's a lawyer who became a senator who became an actor who played a lawyer so he could become president?

Yes. I think.

Sail on......

Sounds like plot line for "24"!

I'm growing older but not up!

http://img167.imageshack.us/img167/7531/colonel1tm.jpg Which reminds me...It has come to my attention that a lot of threads here have shown a tendency of becoming entirely too serious. So, I think there should be more silliness. [smilie=asa.gif] So, let's get back to the threads...WAIT FOR IT...wit...

"Son, you could p*** straight booze for all we care." Which is my point exactly. A drunk person is just as dangerous, if not moreso, than someone who smoked a big 'ol doobie before going into the office. Silliness. Plain silliness. At my part-time (restaurant) job, we were just discussing...

countercounterculture.

Is that like the Peoples Judean Front, or the Peoples Front of Judea?

Classic. She's a very good writer.

My hovercraft...is full of eels



Oh, I'm sorry...I thought this was the Hungarian Phrasebook sketch!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_ve37gVwxw