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This is at least the third year in a row they've had their convention here in Pittsburgh. Wonder what they like so much about this place?

Haven't shuffled in a while shuffle

1. Captain Crunch - Reb Beach
2. End of The Line - Travelling Wilburys
3. Lover Man - Metallica
4. It's Hot Tonight - Alice Cooper
5. Moneytalks - AC/DC

Since handguns were banned in D.C. for almost 30 years the criminals just went out and bought assault rifles

Q: Why do farts stink? A: So deaf people can enjoy them too! Q: How can you tell if a woman is wearing pantyhose? A: When she farts, her ankles swell. Q: What's cute, invisible, and smells like carrots? A: Bunny farts. Q: Why did the fart cross the road? A: It was stuck in the chicken's pants. “Darl...

Different Type of Farters Vain You love the smell of your own farts. Amiable You love the smell of other people's farts. Proud You think your farts are exceptionally fine. Shy You release silent farts and then blush. Impudent You boldly fart out loud and then laugh. Anti-Social When the need arises...

I'm not willing to take a chance on getting crushed by a train

Boobies!

My wife ordered it with the free stuff and gave it to her mother a couple years ago, didn't continue getting other stuff after that. Her mother said the coffee and the coffee maker weren't bad.

“I don't vote. Two reasons. First of all it's meaningless; this country was bought and sold a long time ago. The s*** they shovel around every 4 years *pfff* doesn't mean a f**** thing. Secondly, I believe if you vote, you have no right to complain. People like to twist that around – they say, 'If ...

Another women's issue, prostitution. I do not understand why prostitution is illegal. Why should prostitution be illegal. Selling is legal. f**** is legal. Why isn't selling f**** legal? You know, why should it be illegal to sell something that's perfectly legal to give away. I can't follow the log...

I'll be pulling for my Steelers, but realistically, given that they had the toughest schedule in the NFL bestowed upon them, I'm hoping they at least go 8-8.

Feeling too unmotivated so going with something heavier to try and get myself going.

Some George Carlin Quotes: Always do whatever's next. As a matter of principle, I never attend the first annual anything. At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. Atheism is a non-prophet organization. By and large, language is a tool for co...

Sail on George

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA. SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED. THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY 'THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID. I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM.' A FEW MINU...

I thought bumper stickers were for hiding rust and holding vehicles together

Saw the Indiana Jones movie, didn't think it was all that bad. Want to see Wall-E and the new Will Smith movie Hancock. Wife and I will usually go to a matinee showing, only 5.50 a ticket where we go.

Haven't been to any of them

owbishop wrote:Just wondering, can you be arrested for mowing while intoxicated or will they just laugh cause you have really crooked lines? AH wait no worries now it started to rain, no mowing today

The cops might laugh a little at you cutting off your foot before they call the ambulance.