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Just realized I will be in DC for the week and my flight arrives on Saturday so I can attend the show! I'm staying in DC and going solo, any suggestions on the best way to get from DC to the show? I tried to read through all 113 pages, but just couldn't do it. Impressive. I would rent a car....it's...

jbfinscj wrote:One week from right now jimmy takes the stage!!!!!

One week.... wow! It seems like only yesterday that it was 8 days to go. How time flies!

That's right. You can't say "s***" around here. I'm a miserable person. Will it let that through?

Thanks for the nice welcome, CJ. :D You're my VIP guest. Please enjoy the the complimentary Spam and Saltine cracker Buffet"t". Oh and if you see funky, let me just apologize in advance for that experience. Wait... WTF?!?!?! Relax....it's all a marketing ploy Oh, ok then. Yeah, I s***.

jbfinscj wrote:

dnw wrote:Thanks for the nice welcome, CJ.

You're my VIP guest. Please enjoy the the complimentary Spam and Saltine cracker Buffet"t". Oh and if you see funky, let me just apologize in advance for that experience.

Wait... WTF?!?!?!

This going with the gates opening at 1pm Sounds pretty motivated considering I keep hearing the gates are probably opening at more like 3:30. I can tell you that there ain't no chance of me getting out of here by 12:30. I looked back to last year's thread and looks like they were slated to open at ...

Hold up.... did my double chin get BIGGER in the pic on his shirt than it was before?? Oh for god's sake!!!

surfpirate wrote:Found this on the interwebs. WTF?

Well, that did it. It was nice knowing you all. I can't allow myself to live anymore. Tell the Nautical Wheelers I love them.

Tell me again, what time are you meeting at Lowes? I'm gonna try to break it to my wife tonight that I want to make a day of it so I can get the argument out of the way now. Not sure Jeff -- we were waiting for the Almighty SP to return, get settled into the mainland and then give us an idea of the...

Saltx3 wrote:With Kevin's bum knee he doesn't do any hopping anymore.

You should take it easy on him with the bullwhip.

jbfinscj wrote:Bob haslett
Bob haslett
Bob haslett

surfpirate wrote:cj
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Hockey Mon wrote:If we are making a movie, I want this guy to play me:

I always think of you more as a Russel Crowe type, but I could see Antonio fitting the role nicely.

I'm in the process of negotiating with surfpirate publishing about turning this thread into a graphic novel. Disney/Pixar has also offered to buy the rights of our story and turn it into their 2019 movie release. The Walt Disney Company also want to open a fifth park in Orlando based solely on this...

I'm in the process of negotiating with surfpirate publishing about turning this thread into a graphic novel. Disney/Pixar has also offered to buy the rights of our story and turn it into their 2019 movie release. The Walt Disney Company also want to open a fifth park in Orlando based solely on this...

Where the heck is that?! She's staying with Bob (the surfpirate) at his house...both are married, don't ask how this arrangement works It works because we are both married to OTHER PEOPLE and all 4 of us get along....oh wait -- that might not sound right either. That's why I said "don't ask.&q...

I'm in the process of negotiating with surfpirate publishing about turning this thread into a graphic novel. Disney/Pixar has also offered to buy the rights of our story and turn it into their 2019 movie release. The Walt Disney Company also want to open a fifth park in Orlando based solely on this...

It's time to fess up. CJ and I set our sights on reaching 100 pages and, in the process, I may have taken a couple of liberties to fill some space around here. I truly apologize for this and want to assure you that I will try hard to cut the crap. I'm turning over a new leaf. I'm shaping up. A whol...

It's time to fess up. CJ and I set our sights on reaching 100 pages and, in the process, I may have taken a couple of liberties to fill some space around here. I truly apologize for this and want to assure you that I will try hard to cut the crap. I'm turning over a new leaf. I'm shaping up. A whole...

So I just saw this online. That was a million dollar idea. We'll probably see dozens of these. https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10584023_10152571948145119_8092244126991262986_n.jpg?oh=824303b09678b24edc99fb86de144043&oe=54806078&__gda__=1417172846_702146145dd9b...

Where the heck is that?! She's staying with Bob (the surfpirate) at his house...both are married, don't ask how this arrangement works It works because we are both married to OTHER PEOPLE and all 4 of us get along....oh wait -- that might not sound right either. That's why I said "don't ask.&q...