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HOLIDAY EATING TIPS 1. Avoid carrot sticks. Anyone who puts carrots on a holiday buffet table knows nothing of the Christmas spirit. In fact, if you see carrots, leave immediately .. Go next door, where they're serving rum balls. 2. Drink as much eggnog as you can. And quickly. It's rare. You can't ...

Mildred, the church gossip, and self-appointed monitor of the church's morals, kept sticking her nose into other people's business. Several members did not approve of her activities, but feared her enough to maintain their silence. She made a mistake, however, when she accused George, a new church m...

An 85-year-old man goes for a physical. All of his tests come back with normal results. The doctor says, "Bill, everything looks great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?" Bill replies, "God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so he's fi...

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I thought it was pretty cool! Of course, there are not too many songs I really know from 1959, but there were a couple that I really liked that I had no idea came out back then! The ones I really enjoyed were the ones from my high school years.

A friend sent me this link. Pretty neat site! The Ultimate Jukebox . . . This is neat! The Ultimate Jukebox When you click on the site below, it will take you to a jukebox with different years listed. Click on the year you want to hear. When the music starts, you can move the courser in the playback...

Wildwood, Florida. Pop. 3,598, with an area of 5.2 sq. miles. I was born in St Petersburg, Florida, but was raised in Wildwood, Florida. I have lived within the same square mile since we moved here when I was 2. Not much in Wildwood. According to local lore, Wildwood got it's name from a surveyor an...

Texas City, Texas Texas City is a city in Galveston County in the U.S. state of Texas within the Houston–Sugar Land–Baytown metropolitan area. As of the 2000 census, the city population was 41,521 (though the 2005 census estimate placed the population at 44,274). Founded in the late 19th century by...

sunseeker wrote:wonder if there are pictures???

That's what I want to know!!!

OMG!!!!

That's just too funny!!!!

That would be the best joke to play on someone!!

INeverGoAnywhere wrote:Weather With You, like the arrangement...

I agree.

Rule #3: If you are really, really broke, buy him anything for his car, a 99 cent ice scraper, a small bottle of deicer or something to hang from his rear view mirror. Men love gifts for their cars. No one knows why. Rule #11: Tickets to a Cowboys game are a smart gift. However, he will not appreci...

Hillary Clinton stopped to visit a nursing home for a photo op. Hil-Dawg had a nice conversation with an elderly woman who was seemingly oblivious to the media circus following the candidate. As their conversation wound up, the b*tch asked the woman if she knew who he was. The woman leaned over, pa...

For some reason my other one is not showing up!! Hopefully this one will!!!!

Okay, I LOVE everyones posters! Too Cool!!
I had to make one for myself after my screen name!
I only wish I could dance like Ginger!!

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning." 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet." 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't s...

I LOVE it!!!!!! OMG! It SO fits!!!

All I can think of is the seagulls in "Finding Nemo"

"Mine, mine.....mine, mine ,mine.." I get the biggest kick out of those stupid birds.