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iuparrothead wrote:

PHBeerman wrote: That is why men under 6 ft should not be allowed to breed.

And men over 6ft. tall should not breed with women under 6 ft. tall!

What?????

springparrot wrote:

chibears wrote:Ya right, Rosanne Barr. Whose the wise guy playing the joke on me. She is very small and slight. Oh well, got a good laugh at least.

Have you seen Roseanne lately....she's by no means small, but she has lost alot of weight.

I made a funny

I'm kind of mixed about this. Elizabeth and I were talking about it the other day. She grew up doing just about every sport available. I was allowed to join and quit sports at a whim. To this day, she is more goal oriented than I have ever been. She sees life as more of a competition and challenges...

I just mapquested Madison to Key West. Almost 1700 miles and they est. 27 1/2 hours. Not bad for a weekend getaway.

I really need to hear Steve Goodman's song, A Dying Cubs Fan last Request because that is exactly how I feel right now. Turn it around right now Dusty, its time to panic. All I heard last year was, not to panic. So no one ever did and we kept playing 500 ball. Hit the panic button now the get these...

Ya right, Rosanne Barr. Whose the wise guy playing the joke on me. She is very small and slight. Oh well, got a good laugh at least.

I really need to hear Steve Goodman's song, A Dying Cubs Fan last Request because that is exactly how I feel right now. Turn it around right now Dusty, its time to panic. All I heard last year was, not to panic. So no one ever did and we kept playing 500 ball. Hit the panic button now the get these...

I really need to hear Steve Goodman's song, A Dying Cubs Fan last Request because that is exactly how I feel right now. Turn it around right now Dusty, its time to panic. All I heard last year was, not to panic. So no one ever did and we kept playing 500 ball. Hit the panic button now the get these...

I really need to hear Steve Goodman's song, A Dying Cubs Fan last Request because that is exactly how I feel right now. Turn it around right now Dusty, its time to panic. All I heard last year was, not to panic. So no one ever did and we kept playing 500 ball. Hit the panic button now the get these ...

I gotta get a life. That WOULD have been the highlight of my day. So cruel, yet I should expect nothing less from a BN'er.

Someone should probably tell Johnny that his payroll has gone up slightly in the last hour or so. It's too bad he's missing all the new developments in the BBB or should I say the "new and slightly improved BBB" :) The best part is, by the time he finally has the time to read thru all of ...

Someone should probably tell Johnny that his payroll has gone up slightly in the last hour or so.

Coconut Bra wrote:

CaptainP wrote:Gang's all here!!!

Let's have a party - it's much more fun than working........................

I hear that, this work crap is for the birds. Everyone pull out their grass skirts and pop open some Corona's.

iuparrothead wrote:

CaptainP wrote:

iuparrothead wrote:I <3 Todd Walker

I'm telling Mark Prior!!!!

NO!!!

(but if you do talk to him, tell him I'd be happy to wash his jock strap any time!)

That is so wrong, but way to funny

Tiki Bar wrote: Why can't I get "Babe... I got you babe" outta my head?

You know what this means, dontcha chibears? It means we're going to Key West in August to play Margaritaville!!!

I just finished packing

Wait, what job do I get? :( Director of Entertainment duties include but are not limited to as follows: 1) Leading the Official Conga Line 2) Making sure everyone is drunk, and don't forget to include yourself. Sometimes one gets all wrapped up in their job ya know. 3) Of course flying whip cream s...

This keeps gettin better and better. Tiki, we have not even played and we already have a groupie, awesome! I hope I can live up to all the hype and expectations. I gotta go and make some calls now, need an agent, acct, publicist, ect....

Do I sense dualing triangles in the band soon?? Now that? Would be awesome. :wink: OK- now I have to work out the Dualing Triangles in a song. Seriously, as few of you may know, I have a warped sense of humor and now I have a goal to make dualing triangles! I will have it worked out by the end of s...

I may have miscalculated slightly when I said the Cubs would go undefeated. Next game will be a win though. Cubs!

CaptainP wrote:Coming to Downer's Grove, Chibears? I'll be there working!!!!!

I'll be there. Look forward to meeting ya.