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I sure feel sorry for all the morons who don't drink. They wake up in the morning, and that's as good as they'll feel all day. I think that's actually a quote from Dean Martin or the Chairman himself. Taken from the same lady who coined.. " Candy is Dandy but Liquor is Quicker " 8) 8) Tha...

My friend had a cell phone that was a brick, but it would get reception where no one else could. She probably had it for ten years as well.

That's awesome. If you could find someone who could print them, you just might be on to something...

Wino you know wrote:I sure feel sorry for all the morons who don't drink.
They wake up in the morning, and that's as good as they'll feel all day.

I think that's actually a quote from Dean Martin or the Chairman himself.

I Parrothead wrote:There are only three celebrities I do not think twice about giving my money to, be it for tickets, merchandise, or other assorted goblety gook. Jimmy Buffett and Penn & Teller.

I don't know if they're my only three, but it's a good three to have.

I've asked more than once, and I don't recall anyone ever answering, but I wonder how many people who have tried Landshark would have gone back for a second one if Jimmy wasn't behind it? It's awful. Am I the only one on this planet that actually likes the beer? and no not JUST because it's a "...

It's become KW's version of Mardi Gras.....which on paper doesn't sound bad, until you think about the fact that Mardi Gras is now known more for Girls Gone Wild then it is the tradition behind it. It's become another toristy thing to do on an overly touristy idland. If you're adventerous (sp?) you ...

Lightning Bolt wrote:Amen.

..and let this finally put to bed the argument that Chargers trading out of that #1 pick and ending up with LaDanian Tomlinson was a foolish move.

Are you serious? LT is SOOOO over rated.







j/k

I voted for 18, only because 20 wasn't an answer, and at 20 I KNEW IT ALL!!! In the last year I learned something new: THAT I DIDN'T KNOW ANYTHING!!!!! Learning that was more important than EVERYTHING else I learned before that.

A friend of mine owns what the humane society called a "bait dog". They are smaller breed dogs that are kept in between two chained fighting dogs to help train the dogs to attack. She had two (they had been rescued when the cops broke up a local fighting ring) but the second one didn't sur...

I've asked more than once, and I don't recall anyone ever answering, but I wonder how many people who have tried Landshark would have gone back for a second one if Jimmy wasn't behind it? It's awful. Am I the only one on this planet that actually likes the beer? and no not JUST because it's a "...

His arraignment is the same day they open training camp. If he has any class he'll do what he should have from the outset: Step up and take responsibility. Then, we should wait to watch the pigs fly.

Having a last, or maybe second to last (or third), beer before I call it a night.

Sort of funny Fantasy Football story: Last year one of the guys in my league drafted Vick and based on our keeper rules he can keep Vick in the 7th round of this years draft - he claimed last year that he was "keeper Vick no matter WHAT!" During the trade deadline he said, "No one ca...

My prediction? (not that anyone asked.) A-Rod will smash the record, and he'll do it in a Red Sox uniform. Do I want A Rod on the Sox . . .? Best player ever . . . or thereabouts; but I believe in curses and I think A Rod has one - bad s*** happens whereever he goes. I would hate to say it, but I w...

7 days from now, I'll be on a roller coaster in Kings Island.

Okay, so I'm not losing my mind. Or at least, this can't be used as evidence of that.

CaptainP wrote:

popcornjack wrote:My prediction? (not that anyone asked.) A-Rod will smash the record, and he'll do it in a Red Sox uniform.

Devil Rays uniform.

They got 30mil a year to spend on one player? Sox do, Angels do, not many others.

Bubbaphan wrote:

CapnK wrote:Tito Puente has 100+ albums.

Tito Puente's gonna be dead, and you're gonna say, "Oh, I've been listening to him for years, and I think he's fabulous."

(couldn't resist)

I thought he was dead.

My prediction? (not that anyone asked.) A-Rod will smash the record, and he'll do it in a Red Sox uniform.