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A blonde goes into a coffee shop and notices there's a "peel and win" Sticker on her coffee cup. So she peels it off and starts screaming, "I've won a Motorhome! I've won a motorhome!" The waitress says, "That's impossible. The biggest Prize is a free Lunch.?" But the b...

CaptainP wrote:

CAPTION IT!!!

She said doggystyle!!!

Wino you know wrote:

Oz_79 wrote:

Wino you know wrote:BTTFT!

Ur pretty when your angry!!!

Then why haven't I ever been named Mr. Universe?

You're Mr. Milky Way in my book!!!

Wino you know wrote:BTTFT!

Ur pretty when your angry!!!

I was one of the very lucky ones who made it to Paris for the show. I was even luckier to meet Jimmy as he was coming in to the club for the show. Here's my disaster: My wife snapped a picture of me and Jimmy as he was walking in and when we looked at it, the camera was on the wrong setting and is ...

Sent, but I think I have a one in bazillion chance to get the bazillion points.

I want to go to this place sometime, looks like a lot of fun!!!

The rest of the Paris pics - nothing from the Buffett show, just me playing tourist for 3 days. Some of the French spelling may be wrong but I don't speak French. http://share.shutterfly.com/action/welcome?sid=8cbMW7lsyBI Larry love the pics, everything looked really cool and then the HELLO pics!!!...

burgsimon86 wrote:A few friends and I are headed up to the concert with a camper. I know there is the field on the other side of the road where people tailgate. I am wondering if they sell that lot or you have to buy a pass to get in? If so who to contact...

FINZ UP

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On a hot day after mowing the lawn or something, I like Bud Light!!! Its easy enough to chug!!! :lol: Although I will drink any beer, when I'm at the liquor store it is either Harp, LaBatts, and Dos Equis Especial. I change my drink order on what I'm eating or what mood I'm in. Although one of the b...

Sent!!!

And conolulu, if your business needs someone to sweep the floors for about 15 minutes, but get paid for a full days work, count me in!!!

Patriotic Phlocker wrote:A mystery man dropped a box outside my doorstep today in Maquoketa, with some Land Shark lager in it. It is chilling in the fridge and I can wait to try it. NO IT IS NOT AT THE LIQUOR STORES YET BUT I AM TOLD IT IS COMING.

Was it Santa? I've heard he likes to leave presents!

CaptainP wrote:btt again

I give up!!!

I like Kenny Chesney and I am not afraid to admit it :lol: :lol: You gotta love a guy who can sing a line like my baby likes to watch me eat her key lime pie. :lol: What? :lol: I might have new respect for the guy. I have to admit, I like his music (Old Blue Chair is one of my favorite songs of his...

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I'm having a Twin Peak flashbacks!!!

The final song for my funeral that will be played will be the full 17 minute live version of Free Bird. And if it doesn't get played i promise to haunt everyone at the wake til they are dead. At 16:48 of Free Bird, the cd starts skipping and all attendants start shrieking in terror because of the f...

txaggirl91 wrote:hadn't thought about a song but there are strict instructions that you cannot wear black and that there should be a big ole party after the service... celebrate my life... not morn my death

Whatever!!!!!!!

I'm coming in a black thong!!!

?tey ENIPLA ti sI

buffettbride wrote:grown-up version...

Only if it would come with a chef to put the good food in it!!!

My daughter's 3-year-old lunch box finally crapped out on us and it's time to get a new one. Since she recently had some of her dietary needs changed, we wanted to get something to help really jazz up her lunchtime options since she will be eating gooberful amounts of fresh foods and far fewer proc...