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Capt.Flock wrote:we need more dates

have you tried a shirt?

A few years ago I saw something go down that was not cool. I called 911 from my cell and was put on hold.

I hope the lady didn’t end up getting killed because some yahoo was complaining about his G-D sandwich.

carbs
salt
pepper
salad dressing

butter.

bugs
toothpaste
gum

dnw stole my answer, and my password.

second guess...'shart'.

the dentist

the barber

the rabbi

if this is a college savings thing, I would suggest looking into a 529 savings plan. I am a big fan of 401k and other tax free savings. if its money for college, you cant beat the 52 savings plan deal.

JustDucky wrote: CIP? Was it just like Margaritaville only with a different name?

they are very similar, but very different. both are G-D-A, but CIP has a B Minor thrown in there. and Marg is played as the show closer, while CIP is considered by many to be a bathroom break song.

He has some good stuff on there for sure, but he is missing some real good stuff.

I have had a headache and backache all day like I was in a car accident. never happened like that to me before. I am getting old.

nothing tipped over in my apt, and everyone is safe. so its all good.

we were rocking for a while. it was not a short one, for sure....

Brown Eyed Girl wrote:Can't believe the idea didn't take off...it has a lot of appeal.

BEG, you could be a joke writer. this is a great reply.

umm, how do you do that? with a q-tip and rubbing alcohol? what if you have an outtie? then just polish it?

bathroom sink
fingernails

Burny Charles wrote:So Jimmy traded his flip flops for a shirt he sells??

what a smart businessman. free advertising.

I also noticed he mentioned rock star or whatever that game is in fruitcakes.

the JB duck looks just like him. and the springsteen duck looks like JB as well. are they related?

That is not funny. Anyone playing jokes with guns is very irresponsible.

was going to say they don’t wash their hands, but that was already taken.

I will say they violate the 3 shakes rule.

as a subscriber, this makes me very happy. as a stockholder, it makes me really really happy. stock went up aprox 12% today. lets hope it keeps going so I can break even.