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Thanks everybody this should get me started! There are a lot of songs I would have never thought about and some I hadn't heard yet. I've been on iTunes getting some of them and so far of the few I didn't know I like what I'm hearing. Thanks again!!

One of my peeves is people who p*** all over toilet seats . . . I'm a guy . . . I'm a guy who occasionally needs to crap (odd isn't it). . .there is nothing that bugs me more than guys who p*** all over toilet seats . . . DO THEY NOT CRAP!? HAVE THEY NO NEED FOR PUBLIC TOILETS TO CRAP IN!? This ang...

what kind of music does your friend listen to? not necessarily *my* favorite JB tune, but I'd think about including Tin Cup Chalice on the CD. Or if he likes something that moves a little faster, Migration. Tin Cup Chalice will be there (it's my fav). He is really into a bit heavier stuff but he al...

For Christmas I am trying to make a Mixed CD for a friend of mine that says he dosen't really like Buffett. I asked what all he has heard and he gives me the usual suspects CIP, Margaritaville, Get drunk and srew. If you had to pick ONE JB song as your favorite which one would it be I want to make h...

I'm in! I'll s*** as well!

David Michael....named after my father just the middle name I'm not a junior.

mjeischen wrote:

SMLCHNG wrote:The average one of these takes about 25 minutes.....

The amount of time it takes for her to realize that my interpretation of 8 inches is 4 inches short of her interpretation of 8 inches.

TOO FUNNY!!

Skibo wrote:Ear wax is too bitter, but boogers are sweet.

Don't want to know how or why you have this much input on this subject!

I always wondered why we put an angel up there, now if some one could just explain the whole space time continum thingy.

CaptainP wrote:

CAPTION IT!!!

You never can be too careful!

I see where you're coming from, I have people that do that at my work as well and is does seem a little gross. Just use the kitchen that is provided for you, come on people!

Sail On Dan!!!

30 minute tv show minus the commercials

Lost their virginity

This kind of stuff scares me! I honestly wonder and worry what is next?

batteries like AA or AAA's

No tan lines for me something sexy about knowing that shes out there naked and I may catch her sometime.