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First let me appologize to KLL for accusing him of reviving this thread. Sorry about that chief.

Next let me say that this is the funniest tread I have ever had the pleasure to read. (And before anybody sez anything Yes I do read quite a bit.)

KLL You are a very bad man. You could of easily started a new thread but noooooooooo
you had to revive this one.

A married couple is driving along a highway doing sixty mph, the husband behind the wheel. His wife suddenly looks over at him and says, "Honey, I know we've been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce." The husband says nothing but slowly increases speed to seventy mph. She then s...

It is on this web site because I posted it. The reason I posted it is when my local news program related the story the other day they mentioned that the bird was used on lables of sauces that are put out by a Jimmy Buffett company. Now I don't know if they got it wrong or not so I posted it here to ...

I don't know who put the link on my post but thanks for the info. And please note I never said it was Jimmy's bird.

Did anybody here about a missing parrot in the news last night? The local NBC affiliate in Seattle showed a small segment about a bird whose photo was used on labels for products, that was birdknapped. I came into it at the end of the segment and that's about all I got except that the owner is offer...

A woman was leaving a 7-11 with her morning coffee, when she noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse, and behind the second hearse, was a solitary woman walking a pit bull on a leash. Behind her were 20...

Five cannibals were employed by the Navy as translators during one of the island campaigns during World War II. When the Commanding Admiral of the task force welcomed the cannibals he said, "You're all part of our team now. We will compensate you well for your services, and you can eat any of t...

A man entered the bus, with his pockets full of golf balls, and sat down next to a blond. The blond kept looking quizzically at him and his bulging pockets. Finally, after many such glances from her, he said, "It's golf balls." The blond continued to look at him thoughtfully and finally as...

A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. The salesgirl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball ...

Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing. One lady turns and asks, "Do you still get horny?" The other replies, "Oh sure I do." The first old lady asks, "What do you do about it?" The second old lady replies, "I s*** a lifesaver." After...

I believe John Prine could have used a few of those in his tribute song to Dear Aaby.

I have one but my cordless drill which is 1200rpm isn't enough. the ice breaks down to about the size of a pea and no smaller. Need a faster drill.

A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is Politics?" and Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way. I'm the head of the family, so call me The President. Your mother is the administrator of the money so we call her the Government. We're here to take care of your nee...

A man walks  up to a female colleague in his office each day. Making a point of standing very close to her whilst she is standing up wherever she is, he draws a deep breath through his nose, pauses, smiles, and tells her how  wonderful her hair smells. After a week of this, she can't stand it any lo...

A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards. The little boy asked why he wore his collar that way. The man, who was a priest, said, "I am a Father." The little boy replied "My Daddy doesn't wear his collar like that." ...

"The thrill is gone from my marriage," Bill told his friend Doug. "Why not add some intrigue to your life and have an affair?" Doug suggested. "But what if my wife finds out?" "Heck, this is a new age we live in, Bill. Go ahead and tell her about it!" So Bill ...

SICK SICK SICK.
I love it.

My ex girlfriend once told me it stood for
"Putting up with Mens SH*T"

Welcome to BN Kirstin. Nice to have a fellow Pacific Northwester on board. I'm from just south of Seattle. As to your question I have been keeping an eye on all the buffett tour announcements and the Gorge web site but no information as yet. Keep your fingers crossed.