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ph4ever wrote:didn't wear underwear

wore womens underwear

came out of the closet

PHarmGirl wrote:

alaura1974 wrote:accidentally sharted

As opposed to doing it on purpose ...

--not really sure who would shart on purpose......

bought condoms

accidentally sharted

Bahamas isnt too bad, but it might be cool during that time of year.... Aruba is awesome, but not the slightest bit tropical except for the temperatures..... flat, desert-like, but great beaches. Not as much for the kids to do as the Mayan Riviera. Depending on the kids ages the Club Med in Ixtapa i...

rednekkPH wrote:

Conolulu wrote:Might be time to post this again....It's been a while.



http://www.rathergood.com/first_drink/

I think I just had a seizure...

the Mayan Riviera is a great family place to go. There are TONS of sightseeing options, great resorts, beaches, snorkeling....... Try the Iberostar Resorts, or the Barcelo resorts..... The Riu's are nice also. tours..... www.olympus-tours.com I have been a travel agent for 8 years now, and I have ha...

Today is another cruddy day...... I am going to buy stuff to make soup.... rented Fools Gold!!!

(slept in till 10am )

I just want to crawl into bed with a bowl of soup and a warm blankie!!!

I can not believe the rain here today........

-Sorry you didnt get a tip from the weekend.............. that sux!

It is in the 50's here and it has been POURING on and off since Sunday night. My sister had golf ball sized hail yesterday- enough of it to shovel!

Here are some great ones! A1A Barefoot Man Beach Bum Band Big Bam Boom Blind Manifest Boat Drunks Bob Karwin Buzz Cason Captain Quint Changes In Latitudes Conch Republic Eric Stone Greg "Fingers" Taylor Hannah's Reef Island Close By Jake & the Half Conched Band Jimmy & the Parrots...

that is true...... because the sugar isnt there to digest, so you digest the alcohol faster. It really does work, been tested!! I am drinking because it is dumb jacka$$ day around here....... full moon must be coming. Or the local mental institution gave out day passes again and they all came here. ...

Sure you dont want to work in travel again Holly?

Getting paid to play forever would be so NICE!!!

Skibo wrote:Since the neighbor already will not cooperate, steal their mail and throw out stuff that looks important (bills) or place screws under the tires of their car,

nails, ok... dont touch the mail though, it is a federal offense.


Turn up the stereo with Jimmy's A**hole songs blasting.

I had EXTRA vodka on Friday by accident, so I am skipping today.......

(gotta stick to rum )

trucks

wigs

diamonds

Happy Monday all!!! I hope everyone has a good week!