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A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam. The young doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed. "Breast-fed" she replied. &qu...

A minister was completing a Temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river." With even greater emphasis he said, "And if I had All the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river." And the...

A mother had three daughters and, on their wedding night, she tells each one to write back about their married life. To avoid possible embarrassment to their new husbands by openly discussing their love lives, the mother and daughters agree to use newspaper advertisements as a 'code' to let the mot...

A married couple walked into a tourist shop in Jamaica. The Jamaican store man said to them, "I have some special sandals I think you would be interested in. Dey makes you wild at sex." Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the man claimed, but her husband ...

The French foreign legion have been lost in the desert for 9 days and their water supplies have run out, when they come to the brow of a sand dune and look down into the valley onto a small town. Expecting it to be a mirage, the captain, 2nd officer and the rest of the men trudge wearily down the s...

The honeymoon A newly-wed couple wake up on the first morning of the their honeymoon in the Caribbean and decide to take a stroll down the beach. On their way they pass a shanty house, and sitting on the front porch is an overweight woman, stark naked, legs akimbo, eating a slice of watermelon. The...

The Dentist A guy and a girl meet at a bar. They get along so well that they decide To go to the girl's place. A few drinks later, the guy takes off his Shirt and then washes his hands. He then takes of his trousers and washes his hands again. The girl has been watching him and Says, "You must...

well that's certainly optimistic
I was born an optomist

For all you Rugby fans out there, this video is so funny!!
The Haka is a traditional dance form of the Māori of New Zealand performed by the New Zealand rugby team before each international game. A sight to behold!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cTJla0i_Kw

Proud to be British Being British is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV. And the most British thing of all? - Suspicion ...

The older group will understand this. Subject:Julie Andrews Celebrates Her 69th Birthday It wouldn't be funny if it wasn't so true... Julie Andrews turns 69 - To commemorate her 69th birthday on October 1, actress/vocalist, Julie Andrews made a special appearance at Radio City Music Hall for the be...

Think outside the box You are driving down the road in your 2 seater sports car on a wild, stormy night, when you pass by a bus stop and you see three people waiting for the bus: 1. An old lady who looks as if she is about to die. 2. An old friend who once saved your life. 3. The perfect partner yo...