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by tdparrothead
March 29, 2006 12:47 am
Forum: Jokes
Topic: David's Brother David
Replies: 1
Views: 244

David's Brother David

A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid. The office worker asked her, "How many children do you have?" "Ten," she replied. "What are their names?" he asked. "David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David and David," she answered. "They're all named David?" he asked "What i...
by tdparrothead
March 29, 2006 12:42 am
Forum: Jokes
Topic: Eatin' Possum
Replies: 3
Views: 367

Eatin' Possum

How many rednecks does it take to eat a possum?
Three. One to eat it, and two to watch for cars.
by tdparrothead
March 29, 2006 12:37 am
Forum: Jokes
Topic: State Slogans
Replies: 2
Views: 268

State Slogans

Alabama: At Least We're not Mississippi Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't be Wrong! Arizona: But It's a Dry Heat Arkansas: Litterasy Ain't Everthing California: As Seen on TV Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only Dirtier and With Less Character Delaware: We Really...
by tdparrothead
March 29, 2006 12:34 am
Forum: Jokes
Topic: Dubya Quotes
Replies: 0
Views: 182

Dubya Quotes

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." ...George W. Bush "Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child." ...Governor George W. Bush "Welcome to Mrs. Bush, and my fellow astronauts." ...Governor George W. Bush "Mars is essentially in the same orbit...Mars is...
by tdparrothead
March 29, 2006 12:30 am
Forum: Jokes
Topic: Things Found Only in America
Replies: 10
Views: 809

Things Found Only in America

1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. 2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink. 3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy...
by tdparrothead
March 29, 2006 12:22 am
Forum: Off Topic Area
Topic: Does Anyone Watch "House"??
Replies: 42
Views: 1647

I love House!!! It's official the only show I still watch... I've pretty much given up on television, but I always try to catch House.
by tdparrothead
March 29, 2006 12:18 am
Forum: Jimmy Buffett Discussion
Topic: Floridays
Replies: 36
Views: 4245

WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? HE REMADE FLORIDAYS?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!? AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!! ...How do you remake a song like Floridays?!?!?! He reggaed it up. The original is still my favorite song ever, but I'm just hoping that by putting it on the Hoot Soundtrack, he'll put it in the setlist. I wou...
by tdparrothead
March 28, 2006 5:30 pm
Forum: Jimmy Buffett Discussion
Topic: Floridays
Replies: 36
Views: 4245

You'll Never Work Is Dis Bidness Again isn't that great, but at least it's the last track, I usually skip it. Aside from that, Floridays is an amazing album.
by tdparrothead
March 28, 2006 5:21 pm
Forum: Jimmy Buffett Discussion
Topic: Floridays
Replies: 36
Views: 4245

changingchannels wrote:floridays would be great all tour!! i'll say he's gonna do it!
LET'S HOPE SO!!!
by tdparrothead
March 28, 2006 5:09 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: This one is a little harsh.
Replies: 3
Views: 351

:lol: :lol: :lol:
by tdparrothead
March 27, 2006 5:27 pm
Forum: Jimmy Buffett Discussion
Topic: Floridays
Replies: 36
Views: 4245

OystersandBeer wrote:Better than skin flute
:lol: :lol: :lol:
by tdparrothead
March 27, 2006 4:18 pm
Forum: Jimmy Buffett Discussion
Topic: Floridays
Replies: 36
Views: 4245

Burny Charles wrote:WOW There is a harmonica in there!!!! :D :D :D


I didn't notice the lack of harmonica though in the previous albums. Did fingers leave the band?
:lol: :lol: :lol:
by tdparrothead
March 27, 2006 3:40 pm
Forum: Jimmy Buffett Discussion
Topic: Floridays
Replies: 36
Views: 4245

ejr wrote:I also think we are likely to hear it at some if not all of the shows coming up!
I sure hope so!!! It's my favorite song off my favorite album!!!
by tdparrothead
March 27, 2006 3:02 pm
Forum: Jimmy Buffett Discussion
Topic: Floridays
Replies: 36
Views: 4245

jbfinscj wrote:
tdparrothead wrote:
LIPH wrote:You mean like playing A Salty Piece Of Land during the Salty Piece Of Land Tour? Oh, wait. He didn't do that. :lol:
True...

:lol: :lol: :lol:
But this tour isn't called the "Floridays Tour," so WE MIGHT JUST HAVE A CHANCE.... :pirate:
There's still hope!!!
by tdparrothead
March 27, 2006 2:18 pm
Forum: Jimmy Buffett Discussion
Topic: Floridays
Replies: 36
Views: 4245

LIPH wrote:You mean like playing A Salty Piece Of Land during the Salty Piece Of Land Tour? Oh, wait. He didn't do that. :lol:
True...

:lol: :lol: :lol:
by tdparrothead
March 27, 2006 2:08 pm
Forum: Jimmy Buffett Discussion
Topic: Floridays
Replies: 36
Views: 4245

Floridays

With the Hoot Soundtrack coming out soon and the new tour also approaching, does anyone else think he should play Floridays. Seeing as he remade it for the soundtrack, I think it would be great if he threw it in his lineup. It's my favorite Jimmy Buffett song, but he never plays it. Hopefully things...
by tdparrothead
March 27, 2006 2:05 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: Ways to Turn Him (or Her) Down
Replies: 3
Views: 318

:lol: :lol: :lol:
by tdparrothead
March 27, 2006 2:02 pm
Forum: Tour Dates and Rumors
Topic: Toronto 2006??
Replies: 35
Views: 3522

Let hope Molson Amphitheatre announces its Summer schedule soon. The suspense is killing me...
by tdparrothead
March 26, 2006 10:46 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: The Body Builder
Replies: 5
Views: 387

:lol: :lol: :lol:
by tdparrothead
March 26, 2006 10:45 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: Herman
Replies: 3
Views: 376

:lol: :lol: :lol: