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- March 29, 2006 12:47 am
- Forum: Jokes
- Topic: David's Brother David
- Replies: 1
- Views: 244
David's Brother David
A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid. The office worker asked her, "How many children do you have?" "Ten," she replied. "What are their names?" he asked. "David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David and David," she answered. "They're all named David?" he asked "What i...
- March 29, 2006 12:42 am
- Forum: Jokes
- Topic: Eatin' Possum
- Replies: 3
- Views: 367
Eatin' Possum
How many rednecks does it take to eat a possum?
Three. One to eat it, and two to watch for cars.
Three. One to eat it, and two to watch for cars.
- March 29, 2006 12:37 am
- Forum: Jokes
- Topic: State Slogans
- Replies: 2
- Views: 268
State Slogans
Alabama: At Least We're not Mississippi Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't be Wrong! Arizona: But It's a Dry Heat Arkansas: Litterasy Ain't Everthing California: As Seen on TV Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only Dirtier and With Less Character Delaware: We Really...
- March 29, 2006 12:34 am
- Forum: Jokes
- Topic: Dubya Quotes
- Replies: 0
- Views: 182
Dubya Quotes
"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." ...George W. Bush "Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child." ...Governor George W. Bush "Welcome to Mrs. Bush, and my fellow astronauts." ...Governor George W. Bush "Mars is essentially in the same orbit...Mars is...
- March 29, 2006 12:30 am
- Forum: Jokes
- Topic: Things Found Only in America
- Replies: 10
- Views: 809
Things Found Only in America
1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. 2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink. 3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy...
- March 29, 2006 12:22 am
- Forum: Off Topic Area
- Topic: Does Anyone Watch "House"??
- Replies: 42
- Views: 1647
- March 29, 2006 12:18 am
- Forum: Jimmy Buffett Discussion
- Topic: Floridays
- Replies: 36
- Views: 4245
WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? HE REMADE FLORIDAYS?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!? AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!! ...How do you remake a song like Floridays?!?!?! He reggaed it up. The original is still my favorite song ever, but I'm just hoping that by putting it on the Hoot Soundtrack, he'll put it in the setlist. I wou...
- March 28, 2006 5:30 pm
- Forum: Jimmy Buffett Discussion
- Topic: Floridays
- Replies: 36
- Views: 4245
- March 28, 2006 5:21 pm
- Forum: Jimmy Buffett Discussion
- Topic: Floridays
- Replies: 36
- Views: 4245
- March 28, 2006 5:09 pm
- Forum: Jokes
- Topic: This one is a little harsh.
- Replies: 3
- Views: 351
- March 27, 2006 5:27 pm
- Forum: Jimmy Buffett Discussion
- Topic: Floridays
- Replies: 36
- Views: 4245
- March 27, 2006 4:18 pm
- Forum: Jimmy Buffett Discussion
- Topic: Floridays
- Replies: 36
- Views: 4245
- March 27, 2006 3:40 pm
- Forum: Jimmy Buffett Discussion
- Topic: Floridays
- Replies: 36
- Views: 4245
- March 27, 2006 3:02 pm
- Forum: Jimmy Buffett Discussion
- Topic: Floridays
- Replies: 36
- Views: 4245
- March 27, 2006 2:18 pm
- Forum: Jimmy Buffett Discussion
- Topic: Floridays
- Replies: 36
- Views: 4245
- March 27, 2006 2:08 pm
- Forum: Jimmy Buffett Discussion
- Topic: Floridays
- Replies: 36
- Views: 4245
Floridays
With the Hoot Soundtrack coming out soon and the new tour also approaching, does anyone else think he should play Floridays. Seeing as he remade it for the soundtrack, I think it would be great if he threw it in his lineup. It's my favorite Jimmy Buffett song, but he never plays it. Hopefully things...
- March 27, 2006 2:05 pm
- Forum: Jokes
- Topic: Ways to Turn Him (or Her) Down
- Replies: 3
- Views: 318
- March 27, 2006 2:02 pm
- Forum: Tour Dates and Rumors
- Topic: Toronto 2006??
- Replies: 35
- Views: 3522